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A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses
were in her room giving her a blanket
bath. One of them was washing her private
area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched
her. They tried it again and sure enough
there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained
what happened, telling him, "As crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was
skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains
for privacy. The husband finally agreed
and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor
flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The
husband said,
"I'm not sure; maybe she choked".

You know, we've had people kicked out of our hospital for having sex in the rooms. Seems cardiologists don't appreciate the effect that it has on their patients. Guess it goes against that whole bed rest thing