Posted: June 8, 2000 6:12 pm
Posted By jgirl
Sorry I can't take the credit for this one, I found this on another website and thought it was great! JD
THE GREAT ALPINE VALLEY FIASCO
by Nancy Fish
Sung to "Great Filling Station Holdup"
I pulled into the parking lot
I was feelin' quite at ease
I rolled down my window and asked the man, "Can I park close please?"
Then out jumped his partner with his trusty orange vest
He said, "This is Alpine Valley, you'll park here. Screw your request."
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
We got a couple lawn seats and binoculars to see
Way up above the stage I saw the parrotvision tv
Feelin' we were in for the biggest fun of the whole year
We're at the Buffett show, we'll dance to and fro
But first let's have a beer
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
We're standin' on the lawn
The stage we just can't see
I ran off to the restroom cuz
I really had to pee
The place was packed, the johns were stacked
It took just way too long
I spent 40 minutes in that line and damn I missed 4 songs.
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
Dancin' to the music,
Swaying here and there
All of the sudden the sounds blows out,
Giving us a scare
We made it through the rest of the show
The sound never really came around
Jim painted the sky, shot fireworks high, then headed out of town
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears.
Coda:
Yes the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
Sorry I can't take the credit for this one, I found this on another website and thought it was great! JD
THE GREAT ALPINE VALLEY FIASCO
by Nancy Fish
Sung to "Great Filling Station Holdup"
I pulled into the parking lot
I was feelin' quite at ease
I rolled down my window and asked the man, "Can I park close please?"
Then out jumped his partner with his trusty orange vest
He said, "This is Alpine Valley, you'll park here. Screw your request."
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
We got a couple lawn seats and binoculars to see
Way up above the stage I saw the parrotvision tv
Feelin' we were in for the biggest fun of the whole year
We're at the Buffett show, we'll dance to and fro
But first let's have a beer
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
We're standin' on the lawn
The stage we just can't see
I ran off to the restroom cuz
I really had to pee
The place was packed, the johns were stacked
It took just way too long
I spent 40 minutes in that line and damn I missed 4 songs.
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears
Dancin' to the music,
Swaying here and there
All of the sudden the sounds blows out,
Giving us a scare
We made it through the rest of the show
The sound never really came around
Jim painted the sky, shot fireworks high, then headed out of town
Chorus:
And now I wish I was somewhere other than here
Down in the front few rows, sippin' on a beer
Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here
Cuz the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears.
Coda:
Yes the lawn at Alpine Valley
Really did bring me to tears