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3/4 Time · Post by **3/4 Time** » May 31, 2006 9:52 am

CaptainP wrote:

Does this dress make me look......male?

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » May 31, 2006 10:07 am

The operation was considered a success, but she still leaves the toilet seat up, still has no idea how a washing machine works and still hogs the TV remote.

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » May 31, 2006 11:34 am

"It was a Cuban crime of passion, messy and old fashioned..."

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 31, 2006 12:23 pm

3/4 Time wrote:
CaptainP wrote:
Does this dress make me look......male?

Does this outfit make my package look big?

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » May 31, 2006 12:55 pm

Capt.P was wondering why no one wanted be his friend on myspace

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 31, 2006 1:00 pm

OMFSPEW!!!!

I'm working at home w/ my son today and I was just checking out the other captions. My son came over and jumped in my lap as I was looking and this is what he said when I saw the current picture, "What's that boy doo-ning (doing)?"

Even a 2 year old isn't fooled.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » May 31, 2006 1:08 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:
I met her in a club down in old Soho...."[/i]

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 31, 2006 1:11 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:
SharkOnLand wrote:
I met her in a club down in old Soho...."

Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » May 31, 2006 1:16 pm

LIPH wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:
SharkOnLand wrote:
I met her in a club down in old Soho...."
Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side

And the thing that youre hearing is only the sound of
The low spark of high-heeled boys

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » May 31, 2006 1:22 pm

buffettbride wrote: "What's that boy doo-ning (doing)?"

Even a 2 year old isn't fooled.

I want a 2-year old!

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » May 31, 2006 1:25 pm

I'll give you a 12 year old and you can keep the change......

pre-teen girl hormones are a wonderful thing

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 31, 2006 1:25 pm

comemonday wrote:
buffettbride wrote: "What's that boy doo-ning (doing)?"

Even a 2 year old isn't fooled.

I want a 2-year old!

you can borrow mine any time you want.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 31, 2006 1:26 pm

comemonday wrote:
buffettbride wrote: "What's that boy doo-ning (doing)?"

Even a 2 year old isn't fooled.

I want a 2-year old!

I want a 22 year old.

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 31, 2006 3:07 pm

It's 5 o'clock (shadow) somewhere . . .

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » May 31, 2006 3:54 pm

A surprise party? For me?! Oh you guys!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » June 2, 2006 12:16 am

flyboy55 wrote:
The operation was considered a success, but she still leaves the toilet seat up, still has no idea how a washing machine works and still hogs the TV remote.

WINNER!!!!!! LOTS OF GOOD ENTRIES, THOUGH!!!!!!!!

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » June 2, 2006 12:17 am

CAPTION IT!!!

flyboy55 · Post by **flyboy55** » June 2, 2006 12:38 am

Mr. Dong found out the hard way that American waitresses don't like being fondled in a crowded bar - even if it IS called Hooters.

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » June 2, 2006 1:25 am

CaptainP wrote:

Kneeling can be tiresome enough, but Wang always supports the twins

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