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CaptainP wrote:

$%&@&?#....first I almost $h!t myself trying to find a bathroom, my a$$ feels like a water faucet, and now there's no &^@#* paper......I swear, if Mr Burns uses that "Don't get your knickers in a bunch" cliche on me again when I get back from lunch, I'm gonna kick him in the balls.

CaptainP wrote:

CAPTION IT!!!

I'm just glad I took Mom's advise and wore the clean panties....

It was just starting out to be a bad day for Tommy the transvestite.

Here is our next example of "Acting Out the Definitions to Words".

Today's word..."Frustration."

The real reason Palin stepped down... someone always used all the damn toilet paper in the Governor's bathroom.

for those times when the ol' wide stance, foot tapping routine just doesn't do the trick...

Thank God those white knickers don't show any natural evidence of matching the nails and the shoes!

It's a man, baby!

SharkOnLand wrote:

The real reason Palin stepped down... someone always used all the damn toilet paper in the Governor's bathroom.

WINNER!!!

Sorry about my extended absence, folks...BN is usually a time-consuming stop for me, and I just haven't had free time lately.

CAPTION IT!!!

btt

CaptainP wrote:

After the Griswold family had yet another accident in the new family truckster while on vacation, residents of Monkey-Town are seen here helping the Griswolds getting packed back into their car and sending them on their way before Clark & Company can cause any destruction in their town!

Dr.Corona wrote:

CaptainP wrote:

Travel to exotic places. Enjoy the local wildlife! Call 1-800-ooh-crap to reserve your place on this dream trip

(Wherever this was taken, remind me not to go there...did you notice the broken mirror )

At Grease Monkey you not only get the fastest oil change in the business, you get
a 23 point safety and fluids check by our crack team of technicians.

CaptainP wrote:

Hey Fred, go call uncle Joe, and Aunt Sara, have them bring their families down here. With 20 more we can pick up this whole damn car and carry it home.

big john wrote:

At Grease Monkey you not only get the fastest oil change in the business, you get
a 23 point safety and fluids check by our crack team of technicians.

CaptainP wrote:

Damn, should have never tried that new Banana scented car wax that Billy Mays was hawking!

CaptainP wrote:

FROM THE 'REJECTED' FILES: GEICO MASCOT AUDITION #2655

-"BB"-

nutmeg wrote:
(Wherever this was taken, remind me not to go there...did you notice the broken mirror )

No...was mostly looking at all the underwear on the road...