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There was a man from Canada and a man from New York sitting in a Florida bar.

The man from Canada finishes his drink and throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it out of the air.

The man yells, "In Canada, we have so many glass factories, we never have to drink out of the same glass twice"!

Seeing this, the man From NY finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass.

The man yells, "In New York, we have so much money, that we never have to use the same glass twice"!

Nearby, a Floridian watches this, finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun, shoots the Canadian, Shoots the New Yorker, and exclaims, "In Florida, we have so many New Yorkers and so many Canadians, WE NEVER HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE!!


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At least they pay our state taxes!

OPHarbor wrote:There was a man from Canada and a man from New York sitting in a Florida bar.

The man from Canada finishes his drink and throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it out of the air.

The man yells, "In Canada, we have so many glass factories, we never have to drink out of the same glass twice"!

Seeing this, the man From NY finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass.

The man yells, "In New York, we have so much money, that we never have to use the same glass twice"!

Nearby, a Floridian watches this, finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun, shoots the Canadian, Shoots the New Yorker, and exclaims, "In Florida, we have so many New Yorkers and so many Canadians, WE NEVER HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE!!


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At least they pay our state taxes!

Is the joke that you spelled "Tourist" wrong? I'm sure there's a Floridian joke in there somewhere. I'm just not going to take it.

OPHarbor wrote:There was a man from Canada and a man from New York sitting in a Florida bar.

The man from Canada finishes his drink and throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots it out of the air.

The man yells, "In Canada, we have so many glass factories, we never have to drink out of the same glass twice"!

Seeing this, the man From NY finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass.

The man yells, "In New York, we have so much money, that we never have to use the same glass twice"!

Nearby, a Floridian watches this, finishes his drink, throws the glass in the air, pulls out a gun, shoots the Canadian, Shoots the New Yorker, and exclaims, "In Florida, we have so many New Yorkers and so many Canadians, WE NEVER HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE!!


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At least they pay our state taxes!

I have a variation on that joke...

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York. Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan. We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!" A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window. "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida. "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!" Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

Can you really blame us Canadians for seeking warmer climates?