Old Man in Florida
Posted: May 1, 2006 7:18 pm
An old man in Florida had a pond built behind his mobile home. He had the pond shaped just right for swimming, installed picnic benches, horseshoe courts, and planted all sorts of fruit trees.
Several years go by and the trees grew up and started producing fruit. After an absence of several months, he decided to go pick some fruit and grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to carry it in
Upon approaching the pond, he heard voices and gleeful laughter. When he stepped thru the trees, he saw a whole bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all hurried to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We aren't leaving until you go away!"
The old man frowned, "Well, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to climb out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
Several years go by and the trees grew up and started producing fruit. After an absence of several months, he decided to go pick some fruit and grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to carry it in
Upon approaching the pond, he heard voices and gleeful laughter. When he stepped thru the trees, he saw a whole bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all hurried to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We aren't leaving until you go away!"
The old man frowned, "Well, I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to climb out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.
