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. .and the winner is . .
Posted: May 8, 2006 12:46 pm
by balcony girls
. . for best T-Shirt seen at JazzFest . .
. .big, strapping young man with bright yellow shirt that read :
. . . . " Does this shirt make my crotch look big ? " . .? ?
. .and for the strangest body piercing :
. .a waitress in Coop's . . with corsage pins sticking out from her cheeks about 2 inches. . ! ! . .OUCH . .! !
Posted: May 8, 2006 12:51 pm
by phjrsaunt
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:30 pm
by LIPH
I wasn't at Jazz Fest, but when I left the office Saturday afternoon I saw 2 good t-shirts on my walk back to Penn Station.
USED TO BE YOUNG
READY FOR STIR FRY with a cartoon of a dog standing in a wok
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:32 pm
by buffettbride
this is nowhere on that caliber, but my kiddos each have complimentary t-shirts.
Victoria's: Mybrother did it.
Tony's: I'm definitely up to something.
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:36 pm
by Cubbie Bear
I have a shirt, It is a gravestone with a hand holding two drumsticks coming out of the dirt in front. The stone says "Karen Carpenter" and the caption says "She's baaaaaackkkkkkk and hungrier than hell"
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:40 pm
by LIPH
best t-shirt I ever saw, no contest, was in Key West
PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'D LIKE TO LICK
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:43 pm
by Cubbie Bear
LIPH wrote:best t-shirt I ever saw, no contest, was in Key West
PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'D LIKE TO LICK
Nolo Contendere
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:44 pm
by NYCsharkling
LIPH wrote:best t-shirt I ever saw, no contest, was in Key West
PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'D LIKE TO LICK
nice.......
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:53 pm
by buffettbride
NYCsharkling wrote:LIPH wrote:best t-shirt I ever saw, no contest, was in Key West
PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'D LIKE TO LICK
nice.......
double nice....
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:56 pm
by rednekkPH
I have one I wear occasionally when I'm riding: "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off".
Not to be outdone, Christine got one: "If you can read this, the dick won't let me drive".
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:14 pm
by pair8head
My favorite, is a wheel of fortune shirt.
G_ F_CK Y_ _ RS_LF
would you like to buy a vowel?
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:19 pm
by Tequila Revenge
LIPH wrote:best t-shirt I ever saw, no contest, was in Key West
PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'D LIKE TO LICK
was she hot
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:31 pm
by Midnight Flyer
Two favorite shirts:
"Beauty is just a light switch away"
And on the back of a (different) T-Shirt:
"I'm a bomb techincian, if I'm running try to keep up!"
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:39 pm
by Tequila Revenge
My all time favorite was a shirt I had back in the 70's
A mouse sitting on a stool playing a guitar-
Love them little mices
mices I love to eat
bite of thier tiny heads
nibble on thier itty bitty feet
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:41 pm
by Prthd119
Tequila Revenge wrote:My all time favorite was a shirt I had back in the 70's
A mouse sitting on a stool playing a guitar-
Love them little mices
mices I love to eat
bite of thier tiny heads
nibble on thier itty bitty feet
I HAD that too!
You sure we're not related????
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:42 pm
by Tequila Revenge
Prthd119 wrote:Tequila Revenge wrote:My all time favorite was a shirt I had back in the 70's
A mouse sitting on a stool playing a guitar-
Love them little mices
mices I love to eat
bite of thier tiny heads
nibble on thier itty bitty feet
I HAD that too!
You sure we're not related????
Used to have the coffee cup too
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:43 pm
by LIPH
Tequila Revenge wrote:LIPH wrote:best t-shirt I ever saw, no contest, was in Key West
PIERCED IN PLACES YOU'D LIKE TO LICK
was she hot
She didn't look like she had any places I'd like to lick.
Posted: May 8, 2006 4:01 pm
by NYCPORT
Saw these in Key West this weekend:
Liver is bad...Must be punished!
or
Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes.
Posted: May 8, 2006 4:04 pm
by Tequila Revenge
NYCPORT wrote:Saw these in Key West this weekend:
Liver is bad...Must be punished!
or
Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes.
Posted: May 8, 2006 4:05 pm
by RAGTOP
NYCPORT wrote:Saw these in Key West this weekend:
Liver is bad...Must be punished!
or
Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes.
and of course our favorite...
"If you throw me out of this bar now, I promise you I will come back more drunk than ever"
not on a Tshirt but it should have been.