A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A
man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on
this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what
happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just
as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and
kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and
tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I
sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the
bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the
bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg
this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down
and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about
full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more
rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In
that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some
things you just can't explain.
a very bad day on the farm
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