little girls are too smart

[ragtopW]

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her
mother "How old are you?" Mommy says "Honey, women don't talk
about their age, you'll learn later on in life."

The girl then asks, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Mommy says,
That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out
when you are grown up."

The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy,
why did you and daddy get a divorce?" Mommy says, "Honey, that
is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk
about it now."

The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about
her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All
you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers
license. It's just like a report card, it tells you
everything."

The little girl and her mother are shopping again. The girl
says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old."
Her mommy is very shocked! She asks "Sweetheart how did you do
that?"

The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you
weigh. You weigh 120 pounds." The mother is flabbergasted. She
asks, "Where did you learn that?"

The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why
you and daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex!"

[Soraya]

BWAAAA-HAHAHAAAA!!

Good one!

[HB-COWBOY]