On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse
when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular
loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too
young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "well, if I'm going
to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable!
I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me
really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own
peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in
the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of
the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous.
Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes,
he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
one button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange
man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he
reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the
trembling woman, and whispers:
"WOMAN - Iron this shirt!"
a brave man
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