Bottle opener flip flop

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Bottle opener flip flop

Post by LonePalm1 »

Saw this on Leno tonight and had to pull it up on the web. What a perfect gift for a parrothead. Pick up a couple pairs before tailgating this year. Bottle opener flip flops....

http://unwirednews.net/?p=106

"...Blew out my flip flop... while opening a pop top...."
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Post by buffettbride »

My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
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Re: Bottle opener flip flop

Post by cowboyjunkie »

LonePalm1 wrote:Saw this on Leno tonight and had to pull it up on the web. What a perfect gift for a parrothead. Pick up a couple pairs before tailgating this year. Bottle opener flip flops....

http://unwirednews.net/?p=106

"...Blew out my flip flop... while opening a pop top...."
Very popular here in Hawaii.
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Post by MikeInNOLA »

buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

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Post by LonePalm1 »

MikeInNOLA wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

EWWWWW!
LOL.. I never thought of that! That is pretty gross. hahaha
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Post by BahamaBreeze »

Great conversation piece, but I do not want those touching my beer after they have accidently walked through a pile of puke. :-?
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Finally, something worthwhile about flip-flops.
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Post by bubba phan »

MikeInNOLA wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

EWWWWW!
Guess I can chalk those off my list of "must haves". :o
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Post by OystersandBeer »

The bottle opener that fits in my wallet, and is the size of a credit card does just fine. Thanks to Marlboro(and I don't even smoke). They were trying to recruit me.
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Post by Jahfin »

Saw this posted on here a year or so ago. Bad idea then, bad idea now.
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Post by Tiki Bar »

MikeInNOLA wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

EWWWWW!
Yep! My brother in law has them, and I was muy impressed, until it dawned on me what all the bottom of a flip flop might step on! :lol: :lol:

I guess maybe in an emergency it'd be ok!!
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Post by LIPH »

Tiki Bar wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

EWWWWW!
Yep! My brother in law has them, and I was muy impressed, until it dawned on me what all the bottom of a flip flop might step on! :lol: :lol:

I guess maybe in an emergency it'd be ok!!
In an emergency I can open a beer bottle with my house key.
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Post by buffettbride »

I avoid this problem by not drinking beer and overindulging in things like rum and Jagermeister. :lol: :lol:
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Post by rednekkPH »

LIPH wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

EWWWWW!
Yep! My brother in law has them, and I was muy impressed, until it dawned on me what all the bottom of a flip flop might step on! :lol: :lol:

I guess maybe in an emergency it'd be ok!!
In an emergency I can open a beer bottle with my house key.
Being able to open a beer bottle is just another advantage of having teeth.
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Post by Quiet and Shy »

I got my pair in FL back in Feb. What I like best is they're really comfy. :D
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Post by BottleofRum »

LIPH wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:
MikeInNOLA wrote:
buffettbride wrote:My FIL has a pair because he's the kind of person w/ nothing better to do with his money than buy flip flops w/ a built in bottle opener. :lol: His are pretty nice looking, and it works, if you don't mind opening something that goes in your mouth with something that goes on your feet.
Worse than that...imagine someone wandering back to the tailgating from the porta-potty and then popping the top on your ice cold Corona with one of those things! :o :roll:

EWWWWW!
Yep! My brother in law has them, and I was muy impressed, until it dawned on me what all the bottom of a flip flop might step on! :lol: :lol:

I guess maybe in an emergency it'd be ok!!
In an emergency I can open a beer bottle with my house key.
What do you need a house key for? I thought your butler opened your doors for you. :D
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I don't have a butler.
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Post by Jahfin »

Looks like someone has spiked Pops' Ensure again.
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Post by FINSUPinIdaho »

Larry, I bet she can open a bottle with her thighs...Right??
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FINSUPinIdaho wrote:Larry, I bet she can open a bottle with her thighs...Right??
I don't know about opening a bottle but she can probably crack some nuts.
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