This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the
neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the
guy panics. He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him
forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house
and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit
back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will
think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?". The guy stumbles around and
says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?". The neighbor replies,
"We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the weird
thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and
someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into
the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
poor rabbit
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