Ms. James is teaching math class. She asks little Johnny "If there are four birds on a wire and you shoot one, how many are left."
"None," Johnny replies.
"Johnny, the correct answer is three, how did you get zero?" asks Ms James.
"Well," Johnny says, "as soon as the other birds heard the gunshot, they all flew away."
Ms. James thinks about this and says, "Well, still not the right answer, but I like the way you think."
"Teacher, I have a question for you. There are three women, sitting on a park bench, each eating a popcicle. One is licking it, one is sucking it and one is biting it. Which one is married?"
After some thought, Ms. James answers "Well, I'd have to say the married woman is the one sucking it."
Johnny says with a smile "Nope, she's the one wearing a wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
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