A biblical tale
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PhutureMD
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A biblical tale
Jesus is walking through Bethlehem one day when he spots a large group of people preparing to stone a prostitute. He fights his way into the crowd until he is at the center, next to the woman. He addresses the masses, "Good people, what you are about to do is wrong. Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stone." The people hesitate, and are about to go their seperate ways when an elderly woman picks up a stone and hits the prostitute in the head with it. Suddenly stones fly from all directions, killing the prostitute. Jesus walks over to the old woman who started it all and says "You know, Mom, sometimes you really p*ss me off!"
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thegoatgod
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