misunderstood lyrics

pbans · Post by **pbans** » June 27, 2006 8:47 pm

Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » June 27, 2006 8:49 pm

Love that, Paige!

jackiesic · Post by **jackiesic** » June 27, 2006 9:02 pm

Teeheehee!
Good one!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 27, 2006 9:03 pm

good one..

springparrot · Post by **springparrot** » June 27, 2006 9:15 pm

pbans wrote:Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

nice!

Marnin Grita Guy · Post by **Marnin Grita Guy** » June 27, 2006 9:18 pm

A sextent?

I remember those when I was younger. They came up at the worst times.

chargeit · Post by **chargeit** » June 27, 2006 9:40 pm

Simply ComplicatedI used to think that the words were "Tits and ass and butts" instead of "Ifs and ands and buts"
Oooops

pbans · Post by **pbans** » June 27, 2006 9:51 pm

chargeit wrote:Simply ComplicatedI used to think that the words were "Tits and ass and butts" instead of "Ifs and ands and buts"
Oooops

honest mistake......

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 27, 2006 10:02 pm

I always thought it was Cadging Martinis
not Cajun

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » June 27, 2006 10:15 pm

The very first time I heard "Fins," I thought he was singing "DANCE to the left, DANCE to the right."

Of course, I always enjoy it when Jimmy messes up the words intentionally. Like the time he was singing "Brown Eyed Girl," he sang "Going down to the old mine, with a tramp and her sister's radio.

And 2000 in Las Vegas, the week before he did the Hawaii concert, when he was singing "Trying To Reason With the Hurricane Season," he sang "In a week I'll be in HAH-Y-EE, that's a mighty long airplane ride."

Tell me the man isn't creative.

Soraya · Post by **Soraya** » June 27, 2006 11:16 pm

pbans wrote:Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!

Geeezz....all my daughter asked me what was 'What is a sextent!'

Of course I had explain about Oscar Wilde.....lol.....

Sidew13 · Post by **Sidew13** » June 28, 2006 5:03 am

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:A sextent?

I remember those when I was younger. They came up at the worst times.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 28, 2006 5:28 am

A friend of mine thought that the words to Volcano were "I don't know where I'm gonna go when the bar comes to close"!!!!!!

mommar · Post by **mommar** » June 28, 2006 6:05 am

Wino you know wrote:The very first time I heard "Fins," I thought he was singing "DANCE to the left, DANCE to the right."
Of course, I always enjoy it when Jimmy messes up the words intentionally. Like the time he was singing "Brown Eyed Girl," he sang "Going down to the old mine, with a tramp and her sister's radio.

And 2000 in Las Vegas, the week before he did the Hawaii concert, when he was singing "Trying To Reason With the Hurricane Season," he sang "In a week I'll be in HAH-Y-EE, that's a mighty long airplane ride."

Tell me the man isn't creative.

You're not alone...........that's what my daughter thought too

She still messes it up to that sometimes

ScarletB · Post by **ScarletB** » June 28, 2006 7:00 am

One of my co-workers keets STILL sings it as "Stepped on a pop-tart"
And for the longest time I thought the line from CILCIA was "Yesterday's over for sure - so I can't look back for too long"

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 28, 2006 7:03 am

ScarletB wrote:One of my co-workers keets STILL sings it as "Stepped on a pop-tart"
And for the longest time I thought the line from CILCIA was "Yesterday's over for sure - so I can't look back for too long"

POP TART!!!!!! That is cute!!!!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 28, 2006 7:24 am

Soraya wrote:
pbans wrote:Did a mini road trip with my daughter today....we were listening to BHOM and singing along....of course....I about drove off the road laughing....she was singing the part "He gave me my first sextant And he taught me how to fly"......

Except she sang it "He gave me my first sex talk and he taught me how to fly".......

It did lead to an educational talk though.......
about sextants.....not the other!
Geeezz....all my daughter asked me what was 'What is a sextent!'

Of course I had explain about Oscar Wilde.....lol.....

famous navigator and instrumentologist?

mermaidindisguise · Post by **mermaidindisguise** » June 28, 2006 7:29 am

I chose my screen name because I thought that's what he was singing...

Then of course came the thread to explain your screen name and I quickly found out the right words

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » June 28, 2006 7:35 am

mermaidindisguise wrote:I chose my screen name because I thought that's what he was singing... Then of course came the thread to explain your screen name and I quickly found out the right words

and by then you had a post count in the thousands and couldn't go back? right?

PIA · Post by **PIA** » June 28, 2006 7:44 am

when i was little i used to sing "yo FIGARO, a baliar en mexico" in desparation samba....

and i thought it was STEAK and not snake in gypsies in the palace...

and im not gonna lie i thought creola was about crayons...

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