Is God a croc?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2006 2:59 pm

Or just a gator?

Holy gator! Pet is no crock

A Wisconsin reptile has `GOD' on its side. Experts say the markings look authentic, but any meaning is strictly in the eye of the beholder

http://www.southflorida.com/news/chi-06 ... headlines2

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » July 19, 2006 3:03 pm

I see "goo"

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2006 3:04 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:I see "goo"

yeah, um, sorry about that.

Mr Play · Post by **Mr Play** » July 19, 2006 3:04 pm

Maybe it's God's Own Drunk

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » July 19, 2006 3:05 pm

Who sits around thinking this stuff up???

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » July 19, 2006 3:05 pm

I see G U D

green1 · Post by **green1** » July 19, 2006 3:06 pm

I see
G u n.

The NRA is everywhere these days.

captenuta · Post by **captenuta** » July 19, 2006 3:06 pm

God

God is a concept by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
God is a concept by which we measure our pain
I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-Ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in mantra
I don't believe in gita
I don't believe in yoga
I don't believe in kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles --
I just believe in me
Yoko and me -- and that's reality
The dream is over -- what can I say?
The dream is over -- yesterday
I was the dream-weaver but now I'm reborn
I was the walrus but now I'm John
And so dear friends you'll just have to carry on --
The dream is over.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 19, 2006 3:11 pm

I see a pair of shoes.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2006 3:13 pm

alphabits wrote:I see a pair of shoes.

can i have a new handbag with any leftovers?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 19, 2006 3:17 pm

buffettbride wrote:
alphabits wrote:I see a pair of shoes.
can i have a new handbag with any leftovers?

Sure, we might even be able to get a wallet too.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2006 3:18 pm

alphabits wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
alphabits wrote:I see a pair of shoes.
can i have a new handbag with any leftovers?
Sure, we might even be able to get a wallet too.

ooohhh. and a belt!

Our motto: "F*ck Prada. We got Gator."

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » July 19, 2006 3:20 pm

buffettbride wrote:
SharkOnLand wrote:I see "goo"
yeah, um, sorry about that.

It was good for me...

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 19, 2006 3:22 pm

buffettbride wrote:
alphabits wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
alphabits wrote:I see a pair of shoes.
can i have a new handbag with any leftovers?
Sure, we might even be able to get a wallet too.
ooohhh. and a belt!

Our motto: "F*ck Prada. We got Gator."

The Devil Wears Gator?

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2006 3:31 pm

Hmmm, my thoughts:

1) I thought this thread was going to be about Mal's new shoes.

2) Methinks that guy had more than just a few beers. It's a stretch to say that there is any word on the side of that gator, but if there is I think it is *dumbass*.

3) What the hell is anyone doing with a "pet" gator?

Oh, and Mal and 'Bits? Don't forget to make a necklace out of the teeth. Maybe some matching earrings as well.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2006 3:34 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Hmmm, my thoughts:

1) I thought this thread was going to be about Mal's new shoes.

Oh, and Mal and 'Bits? Don't forget to make a necklace out of the teeth. Maybe some matching earrings as well.

and

Fantastic!

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » July 19, 2006 3:40 pm

buffettbride wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Hmmm, my thoughts:

1) I thought this thread was going to be about Mal's new shoes.

Oh, and Mal and 'Bits? Don't forget to make a necklace out of the teeth. Maybe some matching earrings as well.

and

Fantastic!

Weeeelllllll, you said they were so comfy...I thought maybe you had found God.

(not that you lost him, mind you...'cuz that would make the Baby Jesus cry)

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » July 19, 2006 3:41 pm

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Hmmm, my thoughts:

1) I thought this thread was going to be about Mal's new shoes.

Oh, and Mal and 'Bits? Don't forget to make a necklace out of the teeth. Maybe some matching earrings as well.

and

Fantastic!
Weeeelllllll, you said they were so comfy...I thought maybe you had found God.

(not that you lost him, mind you...'cuz that would make the Baby Jesus cry)

I haven't gotten the shoes yet. My SMIL is picking them up for me. I'll make sure to let you know if they make me see God.

I <heart> the Baby Jesus.

green1 · Post by **green1** » July 19, 2006 4:03 pm

captenuta wrote:God

God is a concept by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
God is a concept by which we measure our pain
I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-Ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in mantra
I don't believe in gita
I don't believe in yoga
I don't believe in kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles --
I just believe in me
Yoko and me -- and that's reality
The dream is over -- what can I say?
The dream is over -- yesterday
I was the dream-weaver but now I'm reborn
I was the walrus but now I'm John
And so dear friends you'll just have to carry on --
The dream is over.

Damn that Yoko. She ruins everything.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » July 19, 2006 4:09 pm

I see a guy with his right hand rubbing a reptile's crotch.