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Pedophiles welcome, women need not apply
Posted: August 9, 2006 10:47 am
by rednekkPH
MILWAUKEE -- A 64-year-old woman faces excommunication for seeking the priesthood in an unsanctioned ordination ceremony in Pittsburgh last month, the Milwaukee Archbishop said.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06220/711965-100.stm
Posted: August 9, 2006 10:51 am
by buffettbride
I've been to Milwaukee.
Posted: August 9, 2006 11:06 am
by SharkOnLand
buffettbride wrote:I've been to Milwaukee.
But unless you've been excommunicated, you haven't really
done Milwaukee...
Posted: August 9, 2006 11:07 am
by buffettbride
SharkOnLand wrote:buffettbride wrote:I've been to Milwaukee.
But unless you've been excommunicated, you haven't really
done Milwaukee...
Yeah. I was only there to change planes so I could fly to LaCrosse, WI.
Posted: August 9, 2006 11:14 am
by zanth
What if you're a female pedophile? Can you apply or not?
Posted: August 9, 2006 12:28 pm
by Skibo
Rulez is rulez, I think she is a witch and should be burned. Too bad stoning isn't legal in the states that would make for some great PPV.
Posted: August 9, 2006 12:30 pm
by live2ski
So Frank. It appears you can still be a priest.
Posted: August 9, 2006 1:10 pm
by SharkOnLand
I think I'm gonna join a church just so I can get excommunicated, it sounds like fun!
Posted: August 9, 2006 1:21 pm
by PirateJohn
SharkOnLand wrote:I think I'm gonna join a church just so I can get excommunicated, it sounds like fun!
Isn't being excommunicated the first step in joining the Vienna Boys Choir? Seems like an awfully painful way to hit those high notes ...
Posted: August 9, 2006 1:27 pm
by green1
PirateJohn wrote:Isn't being excommunicated the first step in joining the Vienna Boys Choir? Seems like an awfully painful way to hit those high notes ...
Or you could just hang out under a pinata at a kid's birthday party. Just make sure to bring a video camera and send the video to AFV.
Posted: August 9, 2006 10:07 pm
by bravedave
If you drop your cell phone in the Porta-Potty in the parking lot, is that being ex-communicated?
(I mean if you used to belong to the Church of Buffett, Orthodox?)
What if it has a Jimmy Buffett ringtone?
Posted: August 9, 2006 10:17 pm
by PirateJohn
bravedave wrote:If you drop your cell phone in the Porta-Potty in the parking lot, is that being ex-communicated?
?
I think that's being "cut off" which is sorta another way of saying that you are getting ready for the Vienna Boys Choir.
Or something like that.
Never mind.
That's another one of those tricky definitions. Like "browser." Which I always thought was that condition that a lot of older British guys have when their eyebrows get really bushy and grow together.
But I digress ...
