A wizard of a preacher
Posted: August 12, 2006 12:10 am
The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian
community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not
intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets."
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian
community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not
intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did
this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will
be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of
the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets."
