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This is one of the most bizarre things I have seen in my life....why this wife-to-be refused to sign this contract is beyond me!

Warning....some of the material in the link may be offensive to some

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html

i shoulda used those for my vows last year.

I hope they cut off his Slausen.

So, what's the problem?

If THAT woman doesn't sign the contract, he'll have no problem finding one who will.
(As it should be).

Does anyone have this in a word document?

I can see why people are so outraged, he is WAY too giving in his Good Behavior Days, it is almost too easy on her.

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Does anyone have this in a word document.

you could just retype it and have PTG sign off on it...

PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
Shel Silverstein

Put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

Now don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
And don't I warn you when you're gettin fat?
Ain't I a-gonna take you fishin' with me someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
And ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So, sit here at my feet cause I like you when you're sweet,
And you know it ain't feminine to fight.

So, put another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
And go out to the car and change the tire.
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe
And then go fetch my slippers.
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire babe,
And come & tell me why you're leaving me.

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Does anyone have this in a word document.

you could just retype it and have PTG sign off on it...

I think you might be onto something.

Quiet and Shy wrote:PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
Shel Silverstein

I guess hoping Jimmy would do that song is too much?

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Does anyone have this in a word document.

you could just retype it and have PTG sign off on it...

I think you might be onto something.

better yet, have her retype it, sign off on it, and give it back to you...

LIPH wrote:So, what's the problem?

Apparently our resident legal expert found nothing in error.

Wino you know wrote:

Quiet and Shy wrote:PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
Shel Silverstein

I guess hoping Jimmy would do that song is too much?

Well, if Jane sees it on the set list he'd do it as a soprano....

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Does anyone have this in a word document.

you could just retype it and have PTG sign off on it...

I think you might be onto something.

better yet, have her retype it, sign off on it, and give it back to you...

I might have to make a couple minor changes first.

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Does anyone have this in a word document.

you could just retype it and have PTG sign off on it...

I think you might be onto something.

better yet, have her retype it, sign off on it, and give it back to you...

I might have to make a couple minor changes first.

just tell her you need it and you trust her to do an important thing for you..

Quiet and Shy wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Quiet and Shy wrote:PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
Shel Silverstein

I guess hoping Jimmy would do that song is too much?

Well, if Jane sees it on the set list he'd do it as a soprano....

Quiet and Shy wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

Quiet and Shy wrote:PUT ANOTHER LOG ON THE FIRE
Shel Silverstein

I guess hoping Jimmy would do that song is too much?

Well, if Jane sees it on the set list he'd do it as a soprano....

Which one?

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

BadHabitsAcctnt wrote:Does anyone have this in a word document.

you could just retype it and have PTG sign off on it...

I think you might be onto something.

better yet, have her retype it, sign off on it, and give it back to you...

I might have to make a couple minor changes first.

just tell her you need it and you trust her to do an important thing for you..

I need that software that can take a scanned image and make it a word document. Somehow, I don't think PTG would be willing to initial all the items on here. I think she may be working on her own document for me to sign as well. I guess I will have a clause in mine that makes her ontract null and void or mine supercedes any previous agreements. I will probably give you a signed copy, just as a precaution to have one offsite.

My question? What posssessed her to marry him after reading this crap??