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I found this on the web thought it was a little funny

Tried to amend my go go habits.
Made it nearly 7 days,
Losin' weight without drinking, eatin' wholewheat pasta,
Drinkin' lots of water and soakin' up rays.

But at night I'd have these wonderful dreams
Some kind of sensuous treat.
Not zucchini, whole wheat fettuccini, or peanut butter cups,
But a big nice bun and huge baaaazookas.

One GoGo Lady is paradise.
Heaven on earth with an nice backside.
Not too particular, not too precise.
I just wanna GoGo Lady in paradise.

I like mine with big boobs and a flat tummy,
nice round butt and stiletto shoes.
Big smile while I'm drinking a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my GoGo Lady in paradise.

Heard about the old time drinking men,
They see the same thing again and again;
Warm beer and old boobs they say could raise the dead.
Well, it reminds me of the menu at On the Rocks.

But times have changed for guys these days.
When I'm in the bar I get what I need;
Not just Havanas or stoggies or dirty magazines,
But that God creation on which I feed!

Go Go Lady is paradise medium waist with a big bust must be nice
Not too particular, not too precise
I just wanna Go Go Lady in paradise.

I like mine with big boobs and a flat tummy,
nice round butt and stiletto shoes.
Big smile while I'm drinking a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
For my GoGo Lady in paradise.

For a GoGo Lady in paradise
Makin' the best of every virtue and vice.
Worth every damn bit of sacrifice
To get a GoGo Lady in paradise;
To be in a GoGo Lady in paradise.
I just wanna GoGo Lady in paradise