Poor Paris

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » September 7, 2006 3:32 pm

People -go ahead and take off the gloves. Tell us how you really feel.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » September 7, 2006 3:38 pm

AdamBomb8 wrote:She claimed to have had only one margarita. Given that the railing going up my stairs is bigger than she is I imagine that is all it would take to get her bombed.

seriously.....she's like 42 pounds.....one marg probably would put her at an .08....and make her impaired....well, more impaired.
She's a dingleberry.

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » September 7, 2006 5:08 pm

pbans wrote: seriously.....she's like 42 pounds.....one marg probably would put her at an .08....and make her impaired....well, more impaired.
She's a dingleberry.

what are these dingleberries you speak of??

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » September 7, 2006 5:20 pm

Maybe if the press would stop following her around she'd just go away. The only thing remotely interesting she's ever done is ***** some guy and videotape it. And to paraphrase one of her favorite lines, she's not hot.

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » September 7, 2006 5:57 pm

The sad thing is that she's gonna get a slap on the wrist and get off the hook. If it was you or me, we'd be facing jail time.

Twat (and that's keeping it PG-13)

pbans · Post by **pbans** » September 7, 2006 6:16 pm

CapnK wrote:
pbans wrote: seriously.....she's like 42 pounds.....one marg probably would put her at an .08....and make her impaired....well, more impaired.
She's a dingleberry.
what are these dingleberries you speak of??

the little pieces of poo that get stuck in dog's fur......

Catch&Release · Post by **Catch&Release** » September 7, 2006 6:41 pm

I think a .08 legal limit is ridiculous as for a person who weighs 100 lbs, it likely would only take one drink to be considered DWI.

There is no good reason why all the States went from .1 to .08 other than to raise money.

If Paris really had a drinking problem she would have been way past .08 at 1 am.

So now an entire criminal case has to be started and a Judge or Magistrate (as well as Ct clerks, probation officers, etc) have to waste their time on a chicken $hit charge that will just waste time/$ and will result in probation and some court costs. Otherwise, should she fight it and get the case dismissed (assuming you can get a jury in CA for DWI - you can in MI where I practice) 12 or 13 jurors will waste a day of their lives on a stupid, pittance of a case.

The sad thing is for most of us, the thousand of dollars in Ct costs/atty fees we can incur in fighting such a BS charge are a hardship. All just to keep the gov't in our lives just a little more.

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » September 7, 2006 6:45 pm

Catch&Release wrote:I think a .08 legal limit is ridiculous as for a person who weighs 100 lbs, it likely would only take one drink to be considered DWI.

There is no good reason why all the States went from .1 to .08 other than to raise money.

If Paris really had a drinking problem she would have been way past .08 at 1 am.

So now an entire criminal case has to be started and a Judge or Magistrate (as well as Ct clerks, probation officers, etc) have to waste their time on a chicken $hit charge that will just waste time/$ and will result in probation and some court costs. Otherwise, should she fight it and get the case dismissed (assuming you can get a jury in CA for DWI - you can in MI where I practice) 12 or 13 jurors will waste a day of their lives on a stupid, pittance of a case.

The sad thing is for most of us, the thousand of dollars in Ct costs/atty fees we can incur in fighting such a BS charge are a hardship. All just to keep the gov't in our lives just a little more.

If one drink makes you drunk, don't drink. Or get a designated driver.

BS charge? Drunk. Impaired. Liable to kill someone.

I'm going to guess that maybe a drunk driver has never killed or maimed anyone close to you.....

The government wouldn't be in our lives on this issue if people could/would control how much they drink before they get behind the wheel....

pbans · Post by **pbans** » September 7, 2006 6:56 pm

Catch&Release wrote: If Paris really had a drinking problem she would have been way past .08 at 1 am..

A DUI arrest isn't about finding people with a drinking problem....it's about getting impaired drivers off the road.....I don't care if she has a drinking problem....but if she was driving erratically, as was reported, and was impaired....she needed to be taken off the road.

BAC and Impairment

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 7, 2006 11:05 pm

jonesbeach10 wrote:The sad thing is that she's gonna get a slap on the wrist and get off the hook. If it was you or me, we'd be facing jail time.

Twat (and that's keeping it PG-13)

no jail in California for the first (well maybe a weekend or so)
But there are mandated fines and she will have to
attend classes.. (or maybe she can hire someone for that)

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » September 7, 2006 11:10 pm

ragtopW wrote:
jonesbeach10 wrote:The sad thing is that she's gonna get a slap on the wrist and get off the hook. If it was you or me, we'd be facing jail time.

Twat (and that's keeping it PG-13)
no jail in California for the first (well maybe a weekend or so)
But there are mandated fines and she will have to
attend classes.. (or maybe she can hire someone for that)

Thanks for the clarification.

I'm sure she'll still get off easier than you or I would have.

I also read somewhere that her manager thinks this will be a good thing for her career.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » September 7, 2006 11:18 pm

jonesbeach10 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
jonesbeach10 wrote:The sad thing is that she's gonna get a slap on the wrist and get off the hook. If it was you or me, we'd be facing jail time.

Twat (and that's keeping it PG-13)
no jail in California for the first (well maybe a weekend or so)
But there are mandated fines and she will have to
attend classes.. (or maybe she can hire someone for that)
Thanks for the clarification.

I'm sure she'll still get off easier than you or I would have.

I also read somewhere that her manager thinks this will be a good thing for her career.

On a par with my pay grade.. yes just a slap on the wrist

and I saw that too.. WTH?????

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » September 8, 2006 5:31 am

Wino you know wrote:
~Hippolyte~ wrote:Am I analyzing this too much?
YES!
And I don't mind being blunt.
She's a SLUT!
She's a B|TCH!
She's a TALENTLESS TWIT!
I hope they throw her in a cell with a 6'10" 400 pound guy named BRUNO.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 8, 2006 8:17 am

pbans wrote:
Catch&Release wrote: If Paris really had a drinking problem she would have been way past .08 at 1 am..
A DUI arrest isn't about finding people with a drinking problem....it's about getting impaired drivers off the road.....I don't care if she has a drinking problem....but if she was driving erratically, as was reported, and was impaired....she needed to be taken off the road.

BAC and Impairment

Just remember... sober people and idiots have accidents all the time too..

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » September 8, 2006 9:02 am

From msn.com:
DUI could boost Hilton's Party Image
For most celebrities, getting smacked with a DUI is an instant image crisis. For Paris Hilton, it could be a career boost.

"Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous," said veteran publicist Michael Levine. "She has devoted her entire adult life to appearing to be the princess of parties."

I guess "princess of parties" isn't as harsh as "skank ho".

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » September 8, 2006 10:14 am

LIPH wrote:From msn.com:
DUI could boost Hilton's Party Image
For most celebrities, getting smacked with a DUI is an instant image crisis. For Paris Hilton, it could be a career boost.

"Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous," said veteran publicist Michael Levine. "She has devoted her entire adult life to appearing to be the princess of parties."

I guess "princess of parties" isn't as harsh as "skank ho".

yep, even Drudge is mesmerized by this "story"

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 8, 2006 10:19 am

CapnK wrote:
LIPH wrote:From msn.com:
DUI could boost Hilton's Party Image
For most celebrities, getting smacked with a DUI is an instant image crisis. For Paris Hilton, it could be a career boost.

"Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous," said veteran publicist Michael Levine. "She has devoted her entire adult life to appearing to be the princess of parties."

I guess "princess of parties" isn't as harsh as "skank ho".
yep, even Drudge is mesmerized by this "story"

Drudge is mesmerized by a lot of stories that aren't and ignorant of stories that are..

txaggirl91 · Post by **txaggirl91** » September 8, 2006 10:33 am

i heard this morning that the hollywood police ARE NOT releasing her mug shot

AlbatrossFlyer · Post by **AlbatrossFlyer** » September 8, 2006 10:46 am

for the record, the clinton administration blackmailed the states to lower DUI to .08 by threatening to withhold federal highway funds if they didn't.

and you're believing her sad sob story that she only had 1 drink?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » September 8, 2006 10:46 am

txaggirl91 wrote:i heard this morning that the hollywood police ARE NOT releasing her mug shot

d*m.. there goes that bit of jailhouse "currency"...

BuffettNews.com

Poor Paris

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