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She can really use our prayers right now.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060907/peo ... ilton_dc_2

What a twit.

ah yes i'm greaving for the little ho.

Did she endanger that rat she carries under her arm all the time?

Maybe she's been hanging out with Mel Gibson...

She of all people should be able to afford a driver if she drinks too much. the Hilton family must have a driver somewhere in their employ.

Isn't it hard to drive when her head is bobbing up and down?

SMLCHNG wrote:












What a twit.

A talentless twit at that.

Tequila Revenge wrote:Did she endanger that rat she carries under her arm all the time?

Her Chihuahua? No. But pet kinkajou named Baby Luv bit her on the arm earlier this week. She had to get a tetanus shot.

SMLCHNG wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Did she endanger that rat she carries under her arm all the time?

Her Chihuahua? No. But pet kinkajou named Baby Luv bit her on the arm earlier this week. She had to get a tetanus shot.

Who had to get a tetanus shot, Paris or the kinkajou?

SMLCHNG wrote:

Tequila Revenge wrote:Did she endanger that rat she carries under her arm all the time?

Her Chihuahua? No. But pet kinkajou named Baby Luv bit her on the arm earlier this week. She had to get a tetanus shot.

The kinkajou needed the shot, right? How can her parents handle the publicity of thier daughter being the biggest skank in Hollywood?

Wino you know wrote:Poor Paris

Paris HILTON, poor?? I'm not sure you know who you're talking about.

Oh, you meant her situation, like we should be pitying her or something. Nope, I think you've got that wrong too.

Oh, you're making fun of her by pointing out that she's a talentless twit that should hire a driver or just not drink and drive because that's stupid and when anyone does it they endanger lives, not just their own.

Maybe she has low self esteem and was out to hurt herself at the only time her true feelings come out??

Am I analyzing this too much?

~Hippolyte~ wrote:Am I analyzing this too much?

YES!
And I don't mind being blunt.
She's a SLUT!
She's a B|TCH!
She's a TALENTLESS TWIT!
I hope they throw her in a cell with a 6'10" 400 pound guy named BRUNO.

Would that be Poor Paris -or- Pour Paris


I feel sorry for her, she is rich by someone else doing gets nothing but harrassed by the media, how can she tell who is a true friend when everyone is after her money? I think she should share her millions so she isn't so stressed.

Wonder when the video of her deep-throating the breathalyzer will "leak" to the internet.

ouch!

and the new pictures of former friend Lohan, shows the world that lindsey is just as used and abused as Paris

Darn, I thought this was a thread about sis going to Paris........ and we were applogizing to them in advance.......... nevemind...

PartofthePhlock wrote:ouch!

nah, she knows just how far to go when doing that...

She claimed to have had only one margarita. Given that the railing going up my stairs is bigger than she is I imagine that is all it would take to get her bombed.