smart sheep?

[ragtopW]

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him
that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and will instead lay down and
wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to
impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck,
drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings
them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that
they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first
try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for
good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next
morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up
and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the
sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to
look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if
the sheep are laying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is
honking the horn."

[Fu Corleone]

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting
pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him
that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and will instead lay down and
wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to
impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck,
drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings
them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that
they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first
try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for
good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next
morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up
and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the
sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to
look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if
the sheep are laying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is
honking the horn."