Tree Hugger
Posted: September 12, 2006 12:30 pm
A man was hiking through the woods, when he happens on to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly aginst it.
The hiker asks the tree huger what heis doing. To which the hugger replies, I'm listening to the song of the tree.
I've ever heard of such, replies the hiker. Sure, come over and put your arms around the tree and press your ear to it. So the hiker places his ear to the tree when suddenly, he feels a set of handcuffs around his wrists.
The hugger then proceeds to take the hikers wallet, and watch, then strip the hiker naked and runs away.
Left in the middle of the woods cold and naked, the hiker starts to panic.
Hours later another man discovers the hiker, and asks what had happened. The hiker tells the man of his ordeal.
The man walks close behind the hiker and says " Your day seems to be getting worse........CUPCAKE"
The hiker asks the tree huger what heis doing. To which the hugger replies, I'm listening to the song of the tree.
I've ever heard of such, replies the hiker. Sure, come over and put your arms around the tree and press your ear to it. So the hiker places his ear to the tree when suddenly, he feels a set of handcuffs around his wrists.
The hugger then proceeds to take the hikers wallet, and watch, then strip the hiker naked and runs away.
Left in the middle of the woods cold and naked, the hiker starts to panic.
Hours later another man discovers the hiker, and asks what had happened. The hiker tells the man of his ordeal.
The man walks close behind the hiker and says " Your day seems to be getting worse........CUPCAKE"
