Catholic Girls ~ No Offense Intended...
Posted: September 12, 2006 3:06 pm
A bus filled with 35 Catholic girls wrecks and all 35 perish. They are standing at the Holy gates and St. Peter ask the first girl, "Amanda, have you ever touched a male organ?" Amanda says, "Only once with the end of my finger." "Well Amanda, you must dip your finger in Holy water before you can proceed into Heaven." Amanda does so and passess through the Holy gates.
The next girl in line steps up and St. Peter asks, "Connie, have you ever touched a male organ?" Connie answers, "Well, I have touched & fondled one in my past." "Well Connie, you must dip your whole hand in Holy water before you can proceed into Heaven." Connie obeys and enters Heaven.
All of a sudden St. Peter notices a large commotion coming from the back of the line. He sees a girl rushing to the front. Out of breath, she states, "St. Peter can I gargle with the Holy water before Jennifer sticks her a$$ in it?"
The next girl in line steps up and St. Peter asks, "Connie, have you ever touched a male organ?" Connie answers, "Well, I have touched & fondled one in my past." "Well Connie, you must dip your whole hand in Holy water before you can proceed into Heaven." Connie obeys and enters Heaven.
All of a sudden St. Peter notices a large commotion coming from the back of the line. He sees a girl rushing to the front. Out of breath, she states, "St. Peter can I gargle with the Holy water before Jennifer sticks her a$$ in it?"
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