Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See? You're smiling already.
STRESS MANAGMENT
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OPHarbor
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STRESS MANAGMENT
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Re: STRESS MANAGMENT
Wait you saw me do this?OPHarbor wrote:Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
8. See? You're smiling already.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
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Wino you know wrote:It's listed as a joke, but don't think I wouldn't LOVE to take that fat, arrogant BASTARD down to the Coralville reservoir, dunk his fat head underwater three times and bring it up twice.
Remind me never to pi$$ you off!!!!!! 
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Wino you know
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NOPE!creeky wrote:I am with you!!!flipflopgirl wrote:Wino you know wrote:It's listed as a joke, but don't think I wouldn't LOVE to take that fat, arrogant BASTARD down to the Coralville reservoir, dunk his fat head underwater three times and bring it up twice.
Once I put "Dipsty-Dumpster" (my nickname for him) out of his misery, I'll be in a good mood for life.
as if you two could ever p|ss me off anyway
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