Arrrr I took a left turn, it was the right turn
Me turn to have me a pirate's ball
Horny toads at the hop told me just where to shop
If I wanted to pay for it all
I didn't know I'd find me lassie on daytime TV
Her whole world lies waitressing behind bar door number three
I chose my apparel, wore a Corona beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row boat
I held a big neon sign that said "Trust me I'm a pirate,
and Captain I sure need the loot!"
Then I grabbed that bottle by the throat
Until she last called on me
Cause her whole world lies waitressing behind bar door number three
And I want what Blackbeard's got under the table
Or the cold case Captain Morgan points to on the floor
No, I'll hold on just as long as I am mentally unstable
Until I can unlock that lucky me a lady door
Well, she's no big deal to most poker players
But she's a full house to me
Cause her whole world lies waitressing behind bar door number three
Oh Cindi, Cindi, Cindi, I am walking down your pool hall
Got beat, I lost my stool seat but I'm a man to pub crawl
No I didn't get filthy rich you dirty son of a b****
I'll beer back just waiter and see
Cause me whole world lies wading behind bar door number three
Yes me whole world lies wading behind bar door number three
Bar Door Number Three
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Bar Door Number Three
"He answered that nobody but himself and the Devil knew where it was, and the longest liver should take all." - as quoted by Edward "Blackbeard" Teach