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I woke up in a strange bedroom
That I'd never slept in before
Weird parrots on the wall
And pirates on the ceiling
I bolted like white lightnin' for the door.

Looking for my rent-a-tiki bar
Was the Corona blue or gold
Tryin' to remember where I put the kegs
Tryin' to remember what I said.

I pushed the fool's paradise button
My night went high wire
I pushed the fool's paradise button
Set my grill on fire.

Now I was sittin' in the corner of a very lei'd back bar
A little three piece leisure suit playin' on the stand
Not knowin' what lay in the liquor store
In a flash a mermaid in the shade stormed the stage
The party crowd went berserk, the bartender said, "Where's the jerk."
As PPG went into a reggae rampage.

It was a fool's paradise
Fruitcakes on parade
They pushed the fool's paradise button
As PPG played and played
Push it, push it, push it.

I try to make a point of postin' the innocent
But none of them can be lost at sea and found
It can happen anytime
It can happen any place
It can happen in your own hometown
It can happen on Buffettnews

And if you don't believe my world
Or think my mind's come unglued
Get a bottle of rum and some krazy glue
And watch the same thing happen to you.

We'll push the fool's paradise button
I'll meet you in the Oar House bar
We'll push the fool's paradise button
Where everyone's a Buffettnews star.