Golf

[Crazy Navy Flyer]

man, while playing on the front nine of a
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> > > complicated golf course became confused as to where he
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> > > was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
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> > > playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained
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> his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
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> > >
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> > > She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole
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> > > behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
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> > >
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> > > He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back
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> > > nine the same thing happened; and he approached her
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> > > again with the same request.
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> > >
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> > > She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind
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> > > me, so you must be on the 13th hole."
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> > >
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> > > Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
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> > >
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> > > He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where
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> > > he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He
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> > > asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
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> > >
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> > > The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
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> > > played the course often.
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> > >
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> > > He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
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> > > appreciation for your help. I understand that you are
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> > > in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do
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> > > you sell?"
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> > >
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> > > She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
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> > >
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> > > "No, I won't."
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> > >
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> > > "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for
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> > > Tampax."
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> > >
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> > > With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his
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> > > breath.
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> > >
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> > > She said, "See I knew you would laugh."
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> > >
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> > > "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a
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> > > salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
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[CapnK]

didn't see that coming.

[ragtopW]

[ragtopW]

[unclejohn]

[Jason Mason]

[parrotpartygod]

[haititxn]

didn't see that either...but still liked it