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A Warning For Men

Posted: October 6, 2006 5:01 am
by Capt.Flock
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women ! whom they would never normally be attracted
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Posted: October 6, 2006 5:40 am
by Crazy Navy Flyer
I wish I'd seen this warning years ago.

Posted: October 6, 2006 12:29 pm
by Jodibug
And I soooo counted on men having their beer goggles on . . . I guess shots will continue to work until that ploy is uncovered and published! :wench:

Posted: October 6, 2006 12:39 pm
by alphabits
Where can I find these women???? :pirate:


...... without my wife finding out. :roll: :lol:

Ruh-roh, hope Mrs Bits doesn't read this thread

Posted: October 6, 2006 12:58 pm
by parrot1
Thanks for the warning.

Posted: October 6, 2006 1:10 pm
by SharkOnLand
alphabits wrote:Where can I find these women???? :pirate:


...... without my wife finding out. :roll: :lol:

Ruh-roh, hope Mrs Bits doesn't read this thread
That's just about word for word what I was thinking... except for the part about your wife :pirate:

Posted: October 6, 2006 1:15 pm
by shakerofsalt
I thought this thread was going to be about Gay.... :lol:

Posted: October 6, 2006 2:04 pm
by Quiet and Shy
:o Hmmmm....Flocker, just had to go back and check your Friday Fives post.... :lol: :lol: :wink:

Posted: October 6, 2006 2:14 pm
by captenuta
Too late.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: October 6, 2006 2:37 pm
by AdamBomb8
Image leads to Image

Posted: October 6, 2006 5:49 pm
by Tropic_Al
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which reminds of the old joke...

"What's the difference between a dog & a fox ?"

the answer of course,

"Six beers" :o :D :D

Posted: October 6, 2006 5:57 pm
by LIPH
The girls are all pretty at closing time.

Posted: October 6, 2006 6:18 pm
by ragtopW
LIPH wrote:The girls are all pretty at closing time.
:D :D :D

Posted: October 6, 2006 8:50 pm
by Jodibug
LIPH wrote:The girls are all pretty at closing time.
So sailor, can I buy you a beer . . . or six? :wink: :lol:

Posted: October 7, 2006 2:30 am
by AdamBomb8
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Posted: October 7, 2006 2:35 am
by AdamBomb8
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Posted: October 7, 2006 8:13 am
by sailingagain
Crap! I should have known.

I've made a HUGE mistake.

Posted: October 7, 2006 8:14 am
by aeroparrot
(singing) Can't drink all day, unless you start at sunrise...

Posted: October 7, 2006 9:57 am
by PHDiane
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for getting the laugh juices running today !!!!

Posted: October 7, 2006 11:25 am
by Tropic_Al
aeroparrot wrote:(singing) Can't drink all day, unless you start at sunrise...
& don't forget the rest.... "Drink til the girls get pretty" :D :D