Canadian Engineer

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » October 10, 2006 1:52 pm

Three guys -- an American farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a Canadian engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.

American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America."

Pooooof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in America was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious states."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Canadian engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable.

Now what is your wish?"

The Canadian engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Pooooof

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » October 10, 2006 10:02 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » October 12, 2006 1:59 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » October 12, 2006 8:30 pm

... Smart people those Canadians

Post by **SMLCHNG** » October 12, 2006 8:42 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » October 14, 2006 4:06 pm

haititxn · Post by **haititxn** » October 14, 2006 4:29 pm