Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... >''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... ''Rich, Urban, Biker. "
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know... ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''
They turn to the woman and ask her, ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... >Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc.''
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