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11bravo · Post by **11bravo** » October 12, 2006 2:11 pm

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That
would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would
come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for them. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.

green1 · Post by **green1** » October 12, 2006 2:32 pm

11bravo wrote:Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That
would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would
come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for them. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.

Yet our soldiers are not taxed on the pay they receive while over there. So why should they be any different.

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » October 12, 2006 3:18 pm

I laughed,...

but it would cost a lot in fuel to ship 11 million people to Iraq. There go the savings. Also, fewer than 40% of those 11 million are able-bodied military fodder. What to do with the oldsters, youngsters, disabled, drug-addicted, illiterate, and just plain stupid?

miphinz · Post by **miphinz** » October 15, 2006 10:44 am

AMEN TO THAT LET THEM SERVE OUR COUNTRY SINCE THEY EXPLOIT IT FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » October 16, 2006 10:32 am

bravedave wrote:What to do with the oldsters, youngsters, disabled, drug-addicted, illiterate, and just plain stupid?

I'm thinking a very large catapult would work nicely...

green1 · Post by **green1** » October 16, 2006 10:35 am

rednekkPH wrote:
bravedave wrote:What to do with the oldsters, youngsters, disabled, drug-addicted, illiterate, and just plain stupid?
I'm thinking a very large catapult would work nicely...

No man, a trebuchet! Throws them farther and thwy would get splinters from the initial acceleration.

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » October 17, 2006 5:40 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
bravedave wrote:What to do with the oldsters, youngsters, disabled, drug-addicted, illiterate, and just plain stupid?
I'm thinking a very large catapult would work nicely...

Seems to me that it's not necessary to be an immigrant in order to be old, young, disabled, drug-addicted, illiterate, and/or stupid.

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