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Posted By Anonymous
"Who me? No that couldn't be me you are talking about. I wouldn't do THAT."

Posted By Brendan O'Neill
10- This Corona Sucks
9-I dont want to sing along to "Why don't we get drunk"
8-He is almost as good as Dave Mathews
7-His concerts are over-rated
6-I hope 4-non-blondes opens for Jimmy this summer.
5-I am tired, lets leave now
4-When will this be over?
3-I hope Jimmy gets on TRL this week
2-Did he win a Grammy for this song?
1-I will be the Designated Driver

Posted By NAVYMOM
How about the # 1. reason I cant go to the Buffett concert I have to work. yea right! That's the first thing I tell a new boss right from Jump Street.

Posted By lilmissbuffett98
(no particular order)
1)I hate tailgating, its such a pain
2)Cheeseburgers and beer are soo white trash
3)that fin and my Honda just don't match
4)I wanna go where there's lotsa snow
5)I hate getting dressed up for these damn concerts
6)I hate dolphins, and I really hate manitees
7)Traded my Buffett pavillions for NYSNC tickets
I hate being called a Parrothead, it makes me feel stupid.
9)I can't hear my own voice when I'm singing along!
10)sorry my AA meeting is on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday night, can't make the Buffett concert

(ok these sucked but its tough when you've got 100 people in front of you

Posted By ohio
LilMissBuffett98: they most certainly did NOT [color=ff0000]••••[/color]. They were tasteful, elegant, & understated! You go, girl!! ^^'s up!!

Posted By HarleyGal
This happened to me this morning! A fellow employee walked into my office for computer help and was looking at the "Jimmy Buffett for President in 2000" bumper sticker on my cabinets; the "Margarita Street" and "Jimmy Buffett Blvd." street signs on the door; the poster that says "I will sell my _____ for Jimmy Buffett tickets" and all of the other JB 'stuff' around my office which is mixed in with a parrot collection, dolphin collection and a few palm trees here and there with a grass skirt and my parrot bra for concerts (I have a colorful office!). Okay, there's a couple of Harley-Davidson things, too.... when I hung up the phone he said:

"When did you go to Jamaica?"

I replied, "never been there - I'm a Jimmy Buffett fan and have just decorated my office accordingly. We call ourselves Parrot Heads."

He said, "my mother raises canaries."

I tried to reply with a brief explanation of what a Parrot Head is.

He said, "do you also fish? I like to go fishing."

I got rid of him.

Posted By ohio
oops, my first set of red dots (ok- second, I forgot about that shirt typo)!
^^'s up!

Posted By PGHPIRATEakaLOUISE
OHIO:

CLEAN UP YOUR ACT RIGHT NOW!!!! NO RED DOTTING!

THELMA: GOOD TALKING TO YOU THIS A.M., SORRY BOUT KICKIN YOU OUTTA THE CAR AT PGH. INT'L AND MAKING YOU LUG YOUR SUITCASES BY YOURSELF, BUT HEY, I HAD THINGS TO DO BEFORE I WENT CAMPING, SORRY! GLAD TO SEE YA MADE IT BACK HOME IN 3/4 TIME! HOW WAS MINNEAPOLIS?

Posted By PGHPIRATE
NAVYMOM/THELMA:

GO INTO JBANDERSON.COM/FINS, (I THINK THAT'S WHAT IT IS) IF THIS IS CORRECT, THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND OUR PICTURES FROM LAST MONTH'S STEEL CITY FINS MEETING. HOW'S THE CORN?

Posted By headparrothead
HarleyGal:
So who is this guy you work with? Forrest Gump?

"When did yaw go to Jahmaykah?"

"Mah mutha rayses cuhnairees; she lahks cuhnairees. She lahks gerhbuls too. Did yaw know thaht Richawd Gere lahks gerhbuls? Ah's told thaht he lahks gerbuls awlot."

"Ah lahks ta feish. Do yaw lahk ta feish too?"

Posted By Juicyfruit
HPH: LOL

Posted By HarleyGal
HPH: Just about! LOL! He was back today wanting to know if I liked coconut because (somehow) he had homemade coconut macaroons. ????? I didn't try one!

Posted By PGHPIRATE
HARLEYGAL:

I LOVED THAT ABOUT THE GUY YOU WORK WITH!!!!!!! MY DAUGHTER AND I WERE VERY AMUSED BY HIS LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT PARROTHEADS.

Posted By Timmy
The Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Parrot Head say:


10. Man, maybe we should park around the corner. The Lot looks full.
9. Why can't a good beer sponsor Jimmy? (haha)
8. I'd RATHER listen to it on Radio Margaritaville.
7. Clint Black should play with the CRB more often.
6. Marijuana creates rowdy crowds. Jimmy should ban it.
5. ALCOHOL creates rowdy crowds. Jimmy should ban it.
6. Margaritaville is getting old.
5. Okay Jimmy, time to translate One Particular Harbour.
4. Why are people dressed up like parrots?
3. I'm growing up but not older.
2. Thanks, a hamburger will do.
1. Jimmy Buffett? He's OLD. : )

Fins up!

Posted By capt.toni
Timmy,
Great pic of you and PghPirate. Why couldn't you be 19. You don't happen to go for older women, do ya?

Posted By ohio
HarleyGal: ROTFLMAO! Nice to see others are forced to deal with the severely uninformed also! ^^'s up!

Posted By PGHPIRATE
OHIOOOOOOOOOO:

GUESS WHAT? I DID GET A PICTURE OF ME SITTING IN NORMAN PAPERMAN'S CARRIAGE...BUT WHERE WAS MY DRINK? I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN A DUI, I WASN'T DRIVING THE DAMN THING! LOUISE

Posted By ohio
You had already finished it, honey! That was one of the reasons we were going back to our place...needed more boat drinks!!

Posted By PGHPIRATE
OHIO:

OH???? LOUISE

Posted By salliemander
This my first posting guys. I have enjoyed sitting on the bench and watching, but I just found this list today and felt like adding to the frenzy.

10. Let me get this straight, you mix jello AND tequila together?!?

9. I think ticket brokers have a right to earn a living any way they can.

8. Now why would anyone build a six foot working vocano and take it to a concert?

7. Didn't he use to have a mustache?

6. I don't miss that annoying harmonica player at all.

5. We can't ask the guys in the RV over there if we can use their bathroom. They're complete strangers! No one is that nice.

4. Bubba? Like from Forrest Gump?

3. Quick, call an usher, I think someone near us is smoking marijuana.

2. I can't join the conga line, I don't have any rhythm. Some one here might notice and laugh at me.

1. Don't worry, I can hold it till we get inside the venue and to the bathroom!!


PS, Did the Minister ever explain the anagram thing?