BuffettNews.com

Posted By Juicyfruit
Hi Sallie: Welcome, and no he did not. Minister, you have some explaining to do. Thanks for reminding me. Drop by the Sandbar for a drink and get to know the Fruitcakes. I think our official greeters are there right now.

Posted By ohio
HEY LOUISE!! You forgot to welcome SallieMander!
Hi, S.Mander! Welcome to our little sandbox, please stay & play for awhile! ^^'s up!

Posted By HarleyGal
Hi SallieMander! Loved your list!!! #3 was my favorite!

Posted By wastnawa
10.Lady put your shirt down we can see your breasts.
9.Tailgate wasn't that an old political scandal.
8.Aren't beach balls for the beach.
7.There's no room to put anything else on my hat.
6.Grass skirt yeah that'll make you stand out in the croud.
5.I hope they don't play another encore.
4.That song didn't make any sense at all
3.I've been a Parrot Head for 20 years it's time to grow up.
2.Never drink out of the bottle.
1.That's illegal don't do it we might get in trouble.

Posted By Anonymous
10. None for me, thanks
9. Hawaian shirts look kinda fruity.
8. What's so great about the islands anyway?
7. Southern Cross? Pacing the Cage? Brown Eyed Girl? Can't Jimmy write his own songs?
6. Why would the band's family's even want to come to the shows?
5. I think his early stuff sucked.
4. Marvin who?
3. They should replace Fingers with an accordian player.
2. Who cares where Joe Merchant is?
1. Does he have to come to town EVERY year?

Posted By Lou_A1A
10. Why would anyone need a plane that lands on water?
9. A round of Pabst for my friends!
8. Do we need to bring all this sand to the concert?
7. That guy just stepped on my blanket!
6. That Club Trini is pretty good, someone should hire them.
5. That Alaska cruise sounds like a good vacation.
4. Oysters and Beer EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR, Yuck.
3. Do I need to wear white paint on my face for "Meeting of the Mimes"
2. My cholestorol is high, I'll have the Tofu Burger
1. Ticketmaster Rules!!!!!!!!

Posted By ohio
Lou: LMAO!

Posted By joey
You'll never hear

I won't flash for gumbo!!!

Posted By Luvnluk
Not to change the subject, but these came to mind as I was reading the others:

Top 10 Parrothead Things I Did on My Honeymoon in Key West
(in no particular harb-... uh, order)

10. Went crazy on Caroline Street
9. Had oysters & beer (even tho' it was July & they were out of season)
8. "went down to Captain Tony's to get out of the heat..." ( & left my own mark on the bathroom wall)
7. Tried to make lunch last forever at Margaritaville Cafe including drinking a Margaritaville tequila Margarita!
6. Watched the sunset from Mallory Square
5. Strolled down A1A
4. Changed our latitude & our attitude
3. Sang 'Frenchman For the Night' on Bastille Day
2. Saw some people rendezvousing at Blue Heaven
1. Got drunk & _______ ; well, it was a honeymoon, after all!

(x+-)= sux

Posted By ohio
LuvNLuk: OK...1) great name & 2) great list! ^^'s up!!

Posted By Anonymous
#62;

At the Knob show this year, a guy tried to start a fight with our group of 50 becuase we were standing on his blanket.

He was SITTING in the lawn! Some people!

Posted By PtyPrrt
Anon...if you consider yourself a true Parrothead, you should respect other peoples property. I stand on my blanket, but occasionally want to sit (for a full 30 seconds or so). If someone walks or stands on my blanket, I politely say 'excuse me'. If they don't seem to care at all, then they get asked again, then, if needed, a polite shove off of it (well, kinda polite). If people take the time to stand in line early, run to claim their spot, more power to them. They deserve it.
~~~~~^~~~~~~

Posted By ckparrotheads
During the Tinley Park Thursday night show, the college aged kid next me with bleach blonde hair was being overly "flirty", so I nicely asked if he was the "blonde stranger"...convienently during the song, needless to say he replied with "the blonde who?"!!!!! Thats DEFINATELY one of the things a Buffett phan would never say!!!

Posted By JRMints
1) do you think he will play ELVIS imitators in VEGA$
2)Who's the brunette stranger?
3) He's the guy that sings, "If you like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain".
4) Honey there really was no "pre-you"
5)I wish everyone would quit singing along I can't hear Jimmy.
6) Is that a real Parrot on that mans hat?
7) What's in San Fran over Memorial Day?
Pace yourself
9)I've had good day's and bad day's and now I am mad.
10)I'm going to go throw up, I'll be right back.

Posted By Anonymous
What did the anagram mean???

Posted By PhillyPhin
I love standing in line for hours for ticketmaster to tell me that they screwed out half the tickets from the start and now someone who just showed up and couldn't name 5 songs has just grabbed the top # in the lottery

I'm sure glad they started to give citations for containers at Merriweather, now i won't have to deal with those disgusting people in stupid outfits before i see that old guy

most of the others are already covered

Posted By SEARAYSCHERR
WHO THE HELL IS MICHAEL UTLEY?

Posted By MELODY MCCRAY
"SOMEBODY JUST PUKED ALL OVER MY NEW SPERRY TOPSIDERS AND MY TOMMY PANTS"
"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE SO EARLY, I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET A GOOD PARKING SPACE" (YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!)
"WHY ARE THE PEOPLE PEEING BEHIND THE TREES?"
"WAIT A MINUTE, DID I JUST SEE SOMEONE STREAK BY HERE?"
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE BUNCH OF DRUNKS, CAN'T HANDLE THEIR LIQUOR"(FROM A BUNCH OF YUPPIES WHO PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE PERFECT MARGARITA, BOY ARE THEY MISSING OUT!!!!!)

Posted By fins2left
10) Why do people dress funny just for a concert?
9) Do we really have to tailgate all day?
Forget the grill, let's just bring PB&J sandwiches
7) I'm tired of listening to Jimmy Buffett songs, did anyone bring the latest Motley Crue CD?
6) Another Miller Lite anyone?
5) Why do people put their arms over their head during Fins?
4) Damn, I forgot the limes!
3) Is he going to play anything from SYKBH?
2) Who's this Bubba guy people keep talking about?
1) The wrong words to the lost verse of Margaritaville!

Posted By phillyphins
10. Jimmy Buffett? Didn't he just tour last year?
9. Forget the grill, let's just pack a few sandwiches...
8. Hawaiian shirts? They're like, so 70's.
7. Don't you already have a Buffett T-shirt?
6. No margaritas for me, I'll just grab a beer once we're inside.
5. Why are people skinny-dipping in a kiddie pool?
4. Why is that seaplane buzzing the crowd?
3. What's that funny burning smell?
2. Why is that 300 pound man wearing a grass skirt and coconut bra?
1. LAWN Seats? But everyone knows that the pavilion is the place to be!!