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Posted: March 27, 2001 11:33 pm
by Guest
Posted By Kyle Smith
MY HEAD FEELS GREAT, MY FEET SMELL GOOD AND I LOVE JESUS!
Posted: March 29, 2001 10:49 pm
by Guest
Posted By Anonymous
Why would anyone need to buy another cd besides SYKBH. It has all the good songs.
Posted: June 22, 2001 3:28 pm
by Sloppy Joe
Because Anon, those are Jimmy's staple songs, one's even non parrottheads know. He has so much more that's why all of his CD's are a must.........
Posted: June 22, 2001 3:30 pm
by Sloppy Joe
Dang T key! Sorry about the misspelling, darn fingers are to big to go that fast....
Posted: June 29, 2001 12:59 pm
by Guest
I hope Jimmy takes every summer off.
Hurry up September!
Posted: November 4, 2001 12:35 pm
by ParrotHeadBliss
a parrothead will never say - john mellencamp is nice
Posted: November 5, 2001 2:38 am
by Dally
A parrothead will never say, "Where's Margaritaville? I can't find it on the map anywhere"
Posted: November 5, 2001 10:02 am
by sailingagain
PH's will never say...."I hate Key West. They have hurricanes there."
Posted: November 5, 2001 7:53 pm
by Guest
1) Hey baby, why don't you put a sweater over that coconut bra?
2)no thanks, 2 margaritas is my limit.
3)I stood in line at Ticketmaster for only 5 minutes and got front row.
4)Do all these people have to stand up all through the concert?
5)I can't go to the concert, I have to work tomorrow.
6)Jimmy was a little laid back last night.
7)There's no line at the toilet.
Get drunk and screw? But, I hardly know you.
9)Why do they call him "Fingers"?
10) Hey Jimmy, play "Freebird"
Posted: November 6, 2001 11:52 pm
by Dally
"No thanks, I'll just have a diet coke"
or
"I wouldn't be caught dead in a coconut bra and a grass skirt"
Posted: March 6, 2002 1:47 pm
by pwmaverick
1. No, one margarita is enough for me, thank you.
2. You want me to wear coconuts on my what?!
3. I checked Mapquest and couldn't find Margaritaville anywhere.
4. That shirt is just too loud to wear in public.
Posted: March 6, 2002 1:54 pm
by HeWentToParis
No really, I want to be the Designated Driver..
Posted: April 20, 2002 1:32 am
by Coconut Parrot
I don't start drinking untill the afternoon!
Posted: April 20, 2002 1:32 am
by Coconut Parrot
What the hell is a Buffett?
Posted: April 20, 2002 1:33 am
by Coconut Parrot
This RUM tast like Crap!!!
Posted: April 20, 2002 12:25 pm
by East Texas Parrothead
10. Who are these people? Where are they going? Why do they look so happy? And why do they have their vehicles decorated with palm trees, flamingos and parrots?
9. I don't need another parrot.
8. I don't look good in wild colors. Get that Orange Day-Glo Hairspray AWAY from me!
7. What's the big deal about FINS, anyway? Don't they come on sharks or something?
6. Jimmy Buffett?? He's the MARGARITAVILLE guy. That's all he ever did, right?
5. I don't need to drive into a parking lot and have 3,000 instant friends.
4. I'd rather shoot skeet.
3. I forgot how to do the HOKEY POKEY.
2. I'm a lawyer AND a banker.
1. Tequila makes me sweat. I do not like to sweat.
Posted: April 21, 2002 1:08 am
by PHIN_TASTIC
- IS THAT BUFFETT WITH ONE T OR 2 T'S?
--WHY DO WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO "OFF TO SEE THE LIZARD AGAIN"..I wanna put in my new brittney spears cd
---what do you mean if I want to get LEID?
--LOOK AT THAT GUY DRESSED AS A PARROT,,HE LOOKS LIKE FOOL
---KEY WEST? NO I DONT WANT TO GO TO KEY WEST
--WHY WOULD I WANT A MARGARITA?
--DO WE HAVE TO GET UP SO EARLY TO WAIT IN LINE FOR TICKETS?..WHY DONT WE JUST CALL TICKET MASTER WHEN WE WAKE UP, THEY WONT BE SOLD OUT
---WHY DID I JOIN A LIST LIKE THIS
---WHO REPLIES TO THESE THREADS?
--WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE BEACH?
---OH YOU KNOW I HATE STEEL DRUM MUSIC
--FREDDY AND THE FISH STIXS...I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE JIMMY BUFFETT
---IM NOT CRAWLING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES DOWN DUVAL ST..WELL YOU SAID A "DUVAL CRAWL"
Posted: March 17, 2005 10:30 am
by Jackfins77
10. why do we have to eat cheeseburgers?
9. Could you pass the rice cakes?
8. You mean Puff Daddy is not going to be here?
7. God, I need a wine cooler
6. Someone here is smokin pot..I am getting the cops.
5. Young lady put that shirt back on!!!
4. Use the bathroom in the woods? No way!!
3. Sorry I don't except drinks from strangers.
2. Why is everyone dancing like a shark?
1. I hope this concert does not last too long..I have work in the morning
Posted: March 29, 2005 6:25 pm
by jonesbeach10
in no order
That Margaritaville song just do anything for me
Cheeseburgers again?!?
"Come Tuesday, it'll be alright"
(from CILCIA) "Good times and riches and sons of some guns"
I'm scared of pirates.
Jimmy's definitely a (insert a genre) singer.
If we're stuck on the lawn I won't be happy
(during fins) Sit down, I can't see
WDWGD is too crude for me
Do we really need to stay for the encore, i have to go to work early tomorrow.
I have not looked @ many of the posts so sorry if i repeated one of your quotes.
Posted: April 10, 2005 9:56 am
by Jason Mason
Anonymous wrote:Posted By Redhed
10. Aloha shirts just don't do anything for me.
9. You can't wear that in public!
8. Would someone PLEASE put in a Barry Manilow CD?
7. Cheeseburgers are just too greasy. Want some tofu?
6. What's a margarita?
5. You won a free vacation to St.Barts? I don't know, honey, I think I'll just stay home.
4. You know, rum is really overrated.
3. I just love TicketMaster! They're so friendly and reasonable!
2. Tequila....that's like, alcohol, right?
And the #1 thing that a ParrotHead will NEVER say is......
1. Jimmy who?
Thats pretty good