The Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Parrot Head say

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 2:23 am

Posted By Ganjaman
Damn, those were CHEAP TICKETS!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 11:46 am

Posted By ohio
& they were really easy to get! I got through on the first call & had avery nice, very helpful operator!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 2:39 pm

Posted By Anonymous
POLARIS (Columbus, Ohio) is a great place to see Jimmy Buffett.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 5:24 pm

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
1)THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE JIMMY MAY DO A CONCERT IN IOWA NEXT YEAR.

2)DO THEY SERVE COFFEE AT JIMMY BUFFETT CONCERTS?

3)HONEY, WHICH TIE SHOULD I WEAR TO THE CONCERT?

4)I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THE MARGARITAVILLE BRAND OR NOT, TEQUILA IS TEQUILA.

5)I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CORONA OR NOT, BEER IS BEER.

6)I'M GOING TO SKIP JIMMYS' CONCERT THIS YEAR, THERE'S A NEW RAP GROUP GIVING A CONCERT THE SAME NIGHT, I'LL GO SEE THEM INSTEAD.

7)I GUESS THIS YEAR I CAN VOLUNTEER TO BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER.

FRUITCAKES? WHAT FRUITCAKES?

9)TINA, NADIRAH, AND HEATHER SURE LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GETTING OLDER.

10)TOO BAD THE MINISTER OF MARGARITA DOESN'T PLAY THE GUITAR-HE'S MUCH MORE STUDLIER LOOKING THAN JIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'LL THANK EVERYONE TO REFRAIN FROM THE LMAO GARBAGE ON # 10. (AW-GO AHEAD).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 5:36 pm

Posted By GaBuffettFan
Ohhhhhh you ASKED for THAT Minister!!!!!!LLLLLMMMMMMMAAAOOOOOO

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 5:38 pm

Posted By ohio
refrain, refrain, refrain...how'd I do??

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 5:45 pm

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
DIDN'T TAKE YOU TWO VERY LONG, DID IT?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 5:47 pm

Posted By GaBuffettFan
I bow to you Ohio!!!!!

Minister - does it EVER????? LOLOLOLO)(**^@$&^#$)@ - oops fell off my chair - again!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 6:29 pm

Posted By ohio
dang'it...made me bounce off the padding around my chair AGAIN!! ;0 (not the face I meant to type...but I like it!)

...we are the people...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 6:42 pm

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
GABUFFETTFAN AND OHIO:
WAYBAICAM? INABP. ITIWAFTTL. YWAYDCW!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 7:27 pm

Posted By Juicyfruit
Mr.Minister: Okay, I'll bite. What are you saying or is it none of my business?

Ohio & GaBuffettFan: Whatever you do, don't break your wrist falling out of you chair. That would be over the top!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 7:41 pm

Posted By liny
Where is Key West?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 7:44 pm

Posted By liny
I need more rum in my margarita!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 7:46 pm

Posted By ohio
JuicyFruit: don't feel bad...I'm biting too! (which I suppose means that the MinisterMan will have some marks to explain!) GA: can you figure out his acronyms? We're being punished for too many ROTFLMAO's, I think. MofM: if it makes you feel any better, it took me for forever to figure out 'B(y)T(he)W(ay)'.

...looked in my laptop & what did I see, a flashing message said today therapy...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 8:07 pm

Posted By well duh
Juicyfruit & Ohio -- thanks for asking that!!! I've been trying to puzzle it out &, while I know it appears I've got a great deal of time on my hands, not enough during the day to figure that out. (I used to wait 'til after work, but it's too hard not to 'peek').

Minister -- great list!!!

WD

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 8:19 pm

Posted By ohio
Liny: LOL- those are great!! ^^'s up!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 8:26 pm

Posted By MINISTEROFMARGARITA
WELL DUH;
THANK YOU.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 8:34 pm

Posted By well duh
Minister -- You're welcome, but can't help noticing we're accepting compliments but not 'splaining! (As in, Lucy, you've got some 'splainin to do...)

Hope this isn't an oblique guilt trip of some sort for our girls (you know how we get! -- though not to you) &, any pretended 'injured' feelings aside, you gotta admit you were asking for it!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 21, 2000 11:42 pm

Posted By GaBuffettFan
Minister -I'm on prescrition drugs tonight and what the heck IS all that???????? It's either the drugs or we may have to get married if some of that says what I got it to mean!!!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » June 22, 2000 1:07 am

Posted By darreng
10. Why is Kato Kalin playing the guitar?
9. Oh well, I spilled my beer. I'll have to stop now
8. Who's the bald guy singing up there?
7. Are we allowed to drink in the parking lot?
6. I have to wait, the ladies room is full.
5. Wow! That T-shirt was cheap!
4. Of course I remember where the group is.
3. Oooo, ooo, I'll drive! I can still see one of everything!
2. I hope Jimmy goes back to singing country music

1. (the next morning...) Damn I feel good! Tequila anyone?