Posted By capt.toni
Minister,
You don't NEED to play the guitar!
The Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a Parrot Head say
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Posted By Oboe Dad
You'll never hear:
1) I'll trade you four front row Buffet tickets for those two Barry Manilow lawn seat tickets!
2) I didn't know that rich guy, Warren Buffett, was a singer too!
3) I thought you wanted two tickets to a chinese buffet!!!!
4) Jimmy Buffett? Isn't he the one who wrote that song about meeting in the dunes on the cape at midnight and drinking champagne?
5) Sure, getting tickets to Jimmy's shows is easy. Just log on to Ticketmaster.com sometime on the day tickets go on sale. No problem! He NEVER sells out a concert....
6) Off to see the wizard!
7) I'd rather take the Slow Boat to China than fly in Hemisphere Dancer.
Another Perrier please, with a lime.
9) I love that commercial tune, Whataburger in Paradise.
10) What? That was Jimmy Buffett on that bicycle that just went by? Nahhhh! No way! So I missed him. No big deal!
You'll never hear:
1) I'll trade you four front row Buffet tickets for those two Barry Manilow lawn seat tickets!
2) I didn't know that rich guy, Warren Buffett, was a singer too!
3) I thought you wanted two tickets to a chinese buffet!!!!
4) Jimmy Buffett? Isn't he the one who wrote that song about meeting in the dunes on the cape at midnight and drinking champagne?
5) Sure, getting tickets to Jimmy's shows is easy. Just log on to Ticketmaster.com sometime on the day tickets go on sale. No problem! He NEVER sells out a concert....
6) Off to see the wizard!
7) I'd rather take the Slow Boat to China than fly in Hemisphere Dancer.
Another Perrier please, with a lime. 9) I love that commercial tune, Whataburger in Paradise.
10) What? That was Jimmy Buffett on that bicycle that just went by? Nahhhh! No way! So I missed him. No big deal!
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Posted By Anonymous
1)Reality posts always make sense
2) Theres a line in the bathroom i'll just have to wait i can't [color=ff0000]••••[/color] in the sink
3) Why are we leaving the house this early the concert doesn't start until 8
4) Doesn't he sing that one song about a margarita?
5) Isn't it just a bunch of old people at a concert that don't know how to have any fun?
6) All the girls at a buffett concert have to be ugly
7) Whats with the cheeseburger thing
If i wear a straw hat and lei won't i look ridiculous
9) Why does everyone have their hands in the air waving left and right?
10) SYKBH is my favorite cd
1)Reality posts always make sense
2) Theres a line in the bathroom i'll just have to wait i can't [color=ff0000]••••[/color] in the sink
3) Why are we leaving the house this early the concert doesn't start until 8
4) Doesn't he sing that one song about a margarita?
5) Isn't it just a bunch of old people at a concert that don't know how to have any fun?
6) All the girls at a buffett concert have to be ugly
7) Whats with the cheeseburger thing
If i wear a straw hat and lei won't i look ridiculous 9) Why does everyone have their hands in the air waving left and right?
10) SYKBH is my favorite cd
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Posted By Rob
10. The songs you know by heart is my favorite jimmy Cd
9. Why don't we get drunk and screw is a nasty and obscene song
8. So where is margaritaville?
7. Jimmy has his own tequilla?
6. Key West sucks
5. but i'm not old enough to drink
4. could you please take the cheese off that burger
3. i don't have any tropical shirts
2. the concert doesn't start until 8 so will be there early, around 7
1. Is corona a good beer?
10. The songs you know by heart is my favorite jimmy Cd
9. Why don't we get drunk and screw is a nasty and obscene song
8. So where is margaritaville?
7. Jimmy has his own tequilla?
6. Key West sucks
5. but i'm not old enough to drink
4. could you please take the cheese off that burger
3. i don't have any tropical shirts
2. the concert doesn't start until 8 so will be there early, around 7
1. Is corona a good beer?
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Posted By keysdreamer
10. Let's just go to the concert by ourselves this year.
9. What would your patients say if they saw you in a grass skirt?
8. I'm so embarrassed, that's my mother flashing on the big screen.
7. Sit down and listen to the song.
6. The Nissan tailgaters are worse than Romans.
5. Yes sir, Mr. Bicycle Cop, I'll pour my margarita right out.
4. Please let it rain, please let it rain.
3. No encores please.
2. Do we have to hear those same songs every year?
1. I can't pee in the woods with people watching.
10. Let's just go to the concert by ourselves this year.
9. What would your patients say if they saw you in a grass skirt?
8. I'm so embarrassed, that's my mother flashing on the big screen.
7. Sit down and listen to the song.
6. The Nissan tailgaters are worse than Romans.
5. Yes sir, Mr. Bicycle Cop, I'll pour my margarita right out.
4. Please let it rain, please let it rain.
3. No encores please.
2. Do we have to hear those same songs every year?
1. I can't pee in the woods with people watching.
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Posted By capt.toni
flowerybranchphins,
I think you've come to the right place. There are many phriends in this here phlock. As the official sandbox greeters are still incarcerated and the usual substitute can't speak yet due to that huge ear to ear grin on her phace, please allow me to welcome, welcome, welcome you to the world in which you truly belong.
flowerybranchphins,
I think you've come to the right place. There are many phriends in this here phlock. As the official sandbox greeters are still incarcerated and the usual substitute can't speak yet due to that huge ear to ear grin on her phace, please allow me to welcome, welcome, welcome you to the world in which you truly belong.
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