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Posted: June 28, 2000 3:13 pm
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Posted By ohio
WD: as soon as I saw your name on that post, I knew I should not read it...I knew...scroll by, read it later- but NNOOOOOOOO. 1)open 2)read 3)LOL 4)plop. thanks!
...listen to the singers and the night sounds...
Posted: June 28, 2000 3:25 pm
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Posted By well duh
Glad to provide a little comic relief. Everyone has a purpose in life, if only to serve as a bad example,
Posted: June 28, 2000 3:57 pm
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Posted By Juicyfruit
You guys are killing me. I leave to go to a meeting and you're installing non-skid flowers on my chair. I actually kind of like the idea. This ergonomically correct chair , which they actually held a class on how to use, makes me feel like I ready to fall out of it -- before any outside fruitcake influence.
Posted: June 28, 2000 4:16 pm
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Posted By ohio
JuicyF: that'll teach you to go to meetings! Instead of flowers, can we get the ocean shapes -- you know, fishies and shells and stuff like that...
...we'll only have the picture books of land, and sea, and foam...
Posted: June 28, 2000 4:22 pm
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Posted By lisa davis
Hey, this could be a revival of some really tasteful and understated 60's pop culture....they could have many applications too, not just office chairs....how about bar stools? (Melody could surely use some of those!) My daughter's western saddle, the dashboard of my car (I won't tell you why that could come in handy, you guys will just have to do some of that visualization) That's it, Bathtub daisies are IN!!!!!!!
PEACE
Posted: June 28, 2000 4:25 pm
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Posted By well duh
Juicyfruit -- we call our hideously expensive ergonomic chairs 'lawn chairs with attitudes'...they came with 2" thick 'care & feeding' booklets. I have not, however, noticed a higher level of refreshment in my back or a general overall abatement of stress by the end of the day since we got these babies....
Posted: June 28, 2000 4:37 pm
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Posted By well duh
Lava lamps for everyone!!
Posted: June 28, 2000 4:47 pm
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Posted By Juicyfruit
Lawn chairs with attitudes they are! Mine actually has an instruction card with pictures bolted to it in a little slide out sleeve, so that the next fool who thinks he is qualified to sit in a chair will know what to do when he falls out! And you're right Ohio, that will teach me to go to meetings...
Posted: June 28, 2000 6:11 pm
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Posted By capt-toni
Who needs Christian names on card board signs when we have yellow and green shower caps?
Strutt'in naked in the crosswalk in the middle of the week.
Posted: June 29, 2000 10:59 am
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Posted By ohio
...tastful, elegant, and understated...
Posted: June 29, 2000 2:25 pm
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Posted By well duh
As my mother always taught me (& apparently Juicyfruit's as well), simple elegance never goes out of style. A few basic black dresses,some simple well-tailored suits, a couple of grass skirts.....
Posted: June 29, 2000 2:31 pm
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Posted By ohio
amen, honey!
Posted: June 29, 2000 3:47 pm
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Posted By Juicyfruit
What Ohio and well duh said!
Posted: June 29, 2000 4:02 pm
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Posted By Anonymous
...won't cha get that packard running, Let's Move...
Posted: July 1, 2000 12:02 pm
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Posted By HarleyGal
I just discovered this site tonight!!! I love it!!! Have to add my top ten things, too:
10. You aren't seriously considering wearing THAT, are you?
9. I hope the concert isn't crowded. I hate crowds.
8. I gotta get rid of all that silly shark stuff in the closet!
7. What do you mean stand for the National Anthem? That song is called "Margaritaville!"
6. I can't imagine why you named your children (or dogs, cats, goldfish, hamsters, Harleys, etc.) Frank and Lola.
5. What's a boat drink?
4. Quit doing that weird Egyptian thing and singing about fins on the left or right.
3. You paid HOW much for Jimmy Buffett concert tickets?? Are you insane? He only had one hit in the 70's! I thought he was dead...
2. Hold the lettuce, tomato and pickle. Hold the bun, too.
1. Tell me again - why did you shoot 6 holes in your freezer!?
Posted: July 7, 2000 4:58 pm
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Posted By Brenda
did he say "penciled in mustache"?
Posted: July 8, 2000 3:14 pm
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Posted By Rich
Top 10 Things Never Said:
10. I'll remember *exactly* where we are parked. We're right next to that big mobilehome.
9. Why does that darn seaplane keep buzzing the crowd?
8. Darn! The concert is going to start 1/2 and hour late.
7. "Club Trini"? No thanks. Those guys are amateurs.
6. We don't need a picnic basket, we'll eat once we get to our seats.
5. This music is too loud.
4. People wearing balloon hates look stupid, right Wally? (Huge inside joke there!)
3. I can't afford Buffett tickets this year. My kids need to go to college.
2. My! What *great* seats!
1. Fingers will *never* quit the band!
Rich
Posted: July 8, 2000 4:53 pm
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Posted By finsup2k
I would never pee in a sink. No matter how bad I have to "go."
Posted: July 8, 2000 8:15 pm
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Posted By capt.toni
Shortly after Nissan opened, I WAS TOLD in the men's room was a sign on the wall that said: NO URINATING IN THE SINK which was (I'M TOLD) a large, tiered fountain structure. A gentleman strode up to the sink and proceded to unbuckle his belt and fumble for his zipper. From across the room he heard: "Hey, Buddy, Can't you read? No urinating in the sink" said a man who was
urinating into the trash can
Posted: July 10, 2000 7:49 am
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Posted By toboro
I could only come up with three, sorry :
1. "Heinz 57 and fried green tomatoes"
A. "Excuse me sir, has Mr. Buffett put out any albums in the last 10 years or so, since he did that wonderfully witty song about Pina Coladas??"
A1A. "If they could only have gotten Peter Frampton to sit in with the band, instead of that Country and Western guy, Cliff Branch."