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Posted By well duh
Redhed -- great one!!!

Posted By Redhed
10. Aloha shirts just don't do anything for me.
9. You can't wear that in public!
8. Would someone PLEASE put in a Barry Manilow CD?
7. Cheeseburgers are just too greasy. Want some tofu?
6. What's a margarita?
5. You won a free vacation to St.Barts? I don't know, honey, I think I'll just stay home.
4. You know, rum is really overrated.
3. I just love TicketMaster! They're so friendly and reasonable!
2. Tequila....that's like, alcohol, right?

And the #1 thing that a ParrotHead will NEVER say is......

1. Jimmy who?

Posted By GaBuffettFan
1. Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
2. Trade you my Saturday Night Buffett Concert tickets for your Opera Tickets.
3. I hate having fun with strange people.
4. Got Milk?
5. I've never been in a bar in my life.
6. I thought parking lots at a concert were just to park cars.
7. Don't you usually ony dress like that on halloween?
8. Where is Key West and why is everyone going there in November?
9. This country should return to the days of prohibition.
10. I hate summer - it means Jimmy is coming to town again!!!!!

Posted By Anonymous
1. Where is Margaritaville?
2. I hate anything to do with the ocean and the beach.
3. Jimmy Buffett, isn't he that country singer from the 70s
4. I've got to go where it's cold
5. I'll have my cheeseburger with just ketchup
6. Why don't we get sober and keep our viginity

Posted By Pam Miller
Any old tequila will do.

Posted By GaBuffettFan
LMAO Anon.

Posted By lisa davis
10. I had to leave her 'cause all she ever wanted to do was to get drunk and screw.
9. Lawn seats s**.
8. I'm to (fat, embarrassed, old, shy, male) to wear a coconut bra in public.
7. Let's leave before the encore so we can avoid the crowd.
6. Don't they look stupid in those rediculous hats?
5. I think I'll move into a trailer when I retire.
4. 'Gimme a cold Heineken over a Corona any day!
3. La Cervasas Mas Fina? That must mean p*** from the center of a dog!!!!
2. I hate those stupid conga lines!
1. That's Buffet with one T

Posted By fred
"Why would I need the day off the day after the Buffett concert?

I am not going to Jones Beach in the rain.

Posted By buffett467
hey anon,
LMAO I love all theese top 10 lists

Posted By Carla D
1.No, Sorry, I just don't want to get "LEID" tonight!
2. (at the Manassas Concert, in the rain) Could you please get me an umbrella, I don't want my hair to get messed up.
3. and just what is a parrothead?

Posted By finz2l
1. I think i'll skip this year
2. Who needs a blender or a shaker of salt
3. What does WDWGDAS mean?
4. You mean ther is such a thing as Radio Margaritaville
5. Who needs time to prepare for a concert
6. i hate the ocean
7. My parents warned me about people like you
8. i'll have just a plain coke
9. I think i'll go alone this year
10. What have i gotten myself into, look at this freakshow.

Posted By Juicyfruit
1. Just pick up cheeseburgers at McDonalds on the way in.
2. You can hear just as well from the parking lot.
3. Are you wearing your Levi's and a flannel?
4. Schlitz anyone?
5. They really need me at work tomorrow; I'm only going to have one drink.
6. Leave the fins at home, they're too much trouble to put on the truck.
7. I think the watermelon hat might be a little much.
8. I'm not drinkin' anything, there's no porta potties.
9. Pass the 7-up chum.
10. Let's listen to John Denver before the concert so we don't get burnt out on Buffett music before the show.

Posted By mazfins14
10. There is no point to tailgating.
9. That shirt is toooo loud.
8. How 'bout we get some lite beer.
7. Who needs cheeseburgers, we can get some subs.
6. I hate sitting out on the lawn
5. What's with the fin on the truck
4. Doesn't it get boring hearing him play the same songs in concert?
3. tequila doesn't taste good
2. Don't you pronounce it BUFFET???
1. I Will Play For Sushi

Posted By Anonymous
1-I can't wear a hat, I'll have hat hair.

2-As a member or peta we only eat veggie burgers with soy cheese

3-I'm only drinking water, it's better for my complexion

4-I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a flowered shirt.

5-Why go early? There's nothing to do before the concert starts.

6-Of course there are no ATMs for bad habits, why would anyone ask such a dumb question?

7-Junior Mints? Who eats junior Mints, give me a 12lb Nestle bar and a cherry Coke.

8-There are no volcanos around here; so, why is everyone so worried about where they will go?

9-Grapefruit & Juicy Fruit, YUCK!

10-It won't be all right come Monday!

Posted By sandshark
10)I gave up booze for lent
9)What the heck am I gonna do with this
portable blender
Thanks, but I am a little old to be smokin'
that stuff.
7)Darn, I forgot the limes, oh well let's use
oranges instead.
6)Let's hit the parking lot around 7:30, just
in time for the show.
5)Boy do I hate getting grass stains on my
khaki's from the lawn.
4)Man, I forgot a bottle opener
3)Alright, everyone turkey burgers are ready.
2)No, no tequilla for me, I remember last year.
1)I am never drinking again..................

Posted By sonofabeach
1.Just who the hell is this Fingers guy anyway?
2.Jimmy needs to do a song with Puff Daddy
3.I'm too tired to put my fins up
4.Honey I swear I'm not gonna charge any more Jimmy merchandise on my credit cards
5.SHAVE the manatee!!!!!!!!
6.HEY LET'S ALL KEEP OUR CLOTHES ON and walk a straight line!!!!!!!!!!!
7.OH NO! Not Margaritaville again!
8.I think I am way too far into this Buffett stuff
9.I think I'll wait till payday to buy the new cd
10.Jimmy looks like Gene Wilder
(Willy Wonka)in the beginning of his new video (when he's shaving)

Posted By pHEADpUNK
10. Is the Buffett show sold out yet?
9. A weedwacker is for yardwork
8. "Fish to the left, Fish to the right..."
7. I'll have an O'Doules please, with a lime.
6. "stepped on a pop-tart..."
5. Who's the new Reefer?
4. Hard Rock Cafe, Planet Hollywood, Margaritaville...
3. No you cant go to the show, families arent allowed this year...
2. Oh yeah, thats Clint Buffett.
1. NO THANKS, I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH TO DRINK...

Posted By Karen Sweeney
10. There's too much tequila in this...
9. What is Heinz 57? A new ketchup?
8. Britney Spears is much better live than Jimmy.
7. No, I won't sign your car...
6. Jimmy's never won a grammy, how good can he be?
5. Why are you bringing all that stuff to a parking lot?
4. What's this "fins" thing?
3. Why would you fill your flat bed with all that sand?
2. We're out of beer!
1. I should probably act my age.

Posted By alohagirl16
10. I just saw N'sync and they kicked a**!
9. SO what're you wearin to the concert, oh my silk blouse and mini-skirt
8. I've had enough to drink, just water for me.
7. The concert starts @ 8pm so if I get there by 7:45 I'll be good
6.Why is there a conga line in the parking lot?
5. Cheeseburgers, no I'll have a Boca burger, with mustard
4. I have to go home soon
3.What's the next line? (humming Margaritaville) (the lost verse!)
2. Don't you think that shirt's a bit bright? And why is that guy wearing a grass skirt & coconut bra and a shark on hs head?
1. Why don't we get drunk and be friends

Posted By Jeff
Does this grass skirt make me look fat?