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A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the centre of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and started right away.

The supervisor, checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had completed 4 miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told her, "I think you're really going to work out."

The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only accomplished 2 miles. The supervisor thought, "Well, she's still at the average, and I don't want to discourage her. I'll just keep quiet."

On the third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse."

The boss pulled the new employee in and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did 4 miles, the second day 2 miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting the 2-mile minimum?"

The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket."

Same blonde went on a hunting trip. Drove deep into the forest until she came to a fork in the road. The sign said, "Bear Left" so she turned around and went home.

Same blonde on vacation in Florida, driving down I-4.
Saw a sign that said, "Disney World Left" so she turned around and went home again.

bravedave wrote:

Same blonde went on a hunting trip. Drove deep into the forest until she came to a fork in the road. The sign said, "Bear Left" so she turned around and went home.

Same blonde on vacation in Florida, driving down I-4.
Saw a sign that said, "Disney World Left" so she turned around and went home again.

Same blonde who left Disney World, while she was on I-4 saw a sign that said "Clean Restrooms, 4 miles" So she stopped at all the restrooms for 4 miles and cleaned them.

jhamel wrote:

bravedave wrote:

Same blonde went on a hunting trip. Drove deep into the forest until she came to a fork in the road. The sign said, "Bear Left" so she turned around and went home.

Same blonde on vacation in Florida, driving down I-4.
Saw a sign that said, "Disney World Left" so she turned around and went home again.

Same blonde who left Disney World, while she was on I-4 saw a sign that said "Clean Restrooms, 4 miles" So she stopped at all the restrooms for 4 miles and cleaned them.

OK, all my friends hate you now (for adding another tremendous groaner to my repertoire).

jhamel wrote:

bravedave wrote:

Same blonde went on a hunting trip. Drove deep into the forest until she came to a fork in the road. The sign said, "Bear Left" so she turned around and went home.

Same blonde on vacation in Florida, driving down I-4.
Saw a sign that said, "Disney World Left" so she turned around and went home again.

Same blonde who left Disney World, while she was on I-4 saw a sign that said "Clean Restrooms, 4 miles" So she stopped at all the restrooms for 4 miles and cleaned them.

bravedave wrote:

Same blonde went on a hunting trip. Drove deep into the forest until she came to a fork in the road. The sign said, "Bear Left" so she turned around and went home.

Same blonde on vacation in Florida, driving down I-4.
Saw a sign that said, "Disney World Left" so she turned around and went home again.

Two blondes do make a right!

Again, the blond that was hunting, came upon some tracks and started following them, and the train ran over her.

Is this the same blonde that stopped using her birth control pills cause they kept falling out??

Oh you guys are killing me !!!
Hahahaha