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Posted: **November 3, 2006 10:28 pm**

A man calls his boss one morning, and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well

"whats the matter?" he asks

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma."

" What the hell is Anal Glaucoma??"

" I can't see my ass coming into work today!"

Posted: **November 3, 2006 10:31 pm**

Wonder if I can use that one???

Posted: **November 3, 2006 10:32 pm**

I will if you will, Molly.

Posted: **November 5, 2006 9:49 pm**

My Dentist gave me that one..

Posted: **November 6, 2006 2:00 pm**

Forest Rump

Posted: **November 6, 2006 2:04 pm**

parrotpartygod wrote:

Forest Rump

ROFL!!!!!!

Posted: **November 6, 2006 2:09 pm**

MalibuRumGirl wrote:
parrotpartygod wrote:

Forest Rump

ROFL!!!!!!

PPG couldn't see her ass for the trees!

Posted: **November 6, 2006 2:21 pm**

ragtopW wrote:My Dentist gave me that one..

(please forgive me for what I am about to type)

Did it hurt when he gave you Anal Glaucoma

Posted: **November 6, 2006 2:27 pm**

Capt.Flock wrote:
ragtopW wrote:My Dentist gave me that one..
(please forgive me for what I am about to type)

Did it hurt when he gave you Anal Glaucoma

Tropical Analgesic Cream always does the trick!

Posted: **November 6, 2006 10:45 pm**

Capt.Flock wrote:
ragtopW wrote:My Dentist gave me that one..
(please forgive me for what I am about to type)

Did it hurt when he gave you Anal Glaucoma

That Excuse...

Posted: **November 7, 2006 11:59 am**

Posted: **November 7, 2006 8:14 pm**

Posted: **November 8, 2006 10:07 am**

Capt.Flock wrote:
ragtopW wrote:My Dentist gave me that one..
(please forgive me for what I am about to type)

Did it hurt when he gave you Anal Glaucoma

that'll cost you 7 Hail Marys and a rum drink, my son.

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