Terror Alert in Pittsburgh (football humor)
Posted: November 12, 2006 12:35 pm
Subject: Terror Alert in Pittsburgh
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:06:54 -0500
AP-Pittsburgh, PA --Pittsburgh Steelers football practice was delayed nearly two hours
this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Bill Cower immediately suspended practice and called
the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance
unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 17:06:54 -0500
AP-Pittsburgh, PA --Pittsburgh Steelers football practice was delayed nearly two hours
this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Bill Cower immediately suspended practice and called
the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance
unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Ouch!
burn!! 