Another Blonde Joke!

parrothead216 · Post by **parrothead216** » November 24, 2006 10:10 am

> > A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS
GETS
> > UP AND MOVES TO THE
> >
> > FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES
HER
> > DO THIS AND ASKS TO
> >
> > SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
> > CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
> >
> > HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
> >
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON
> > AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND
THE
> > CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
> >
> > BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND
WON'T
> > MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
> >
> > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
BECAUSE
> > SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
> >
> > SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
> >
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO
HOUSTON
> > AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE
POLICE
> > WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO
> >
> > ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
> >
> > THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
> > MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
> >
> > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS,
"OH,
> > I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP
> >
> > AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE
> > SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
> >
> > I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » November 24, 2006 5:41 pm

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » November 24, 2006 5:43 pm

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » November 24, 2006 6:00 pm

Heard this one before and it's still funny as all hell.

CapnK · Post by **CapnK** » November 28, 2006 10:21 am

myke212 · Post by **myke212** » November 28, 2006 10:47 am

Dezdmona · Post by **Dezdmona** » November 28, 2006 12:34 pm

It's not easy being blonde.

bravedave · Post by **bravedave** » November 28, 2006 9:08 pm

> >WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
> >
> > AND PAUSING?
> >

(ooooh, is it a sex thing?)

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » November 29, 2006 2:44 pm

Check the mirror for blonde spots.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » November 29, 2006 3:04 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » November 29, 2006 3:23 pm

Dezdmona wrote: It's not easy being blonde.

Not to worry. I've got blonde ambition.

~Hippolyte~ · Post by **~Hippolyte~** » November 29, 2006 5:11 pm

bravedave wrote:> >WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
> >
> > AND PAUSING?
> >

Yes, why? Word can help you with that in just a few steps.

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here." the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here." the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I’m sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, "first class isn't going to Houston”.

parrothead216 · Post by **parrothead216** » November 29, 2006 8:12 pm

bravedave wrote:> >WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
> >
> > AND PAUSING?
> >

(ooooh, is it a sex thing?)

Because I go it from and email! Sorry it offended! I thought this was a joke forum and not Cyber English Class!

parrothead216 · Post by **parrothead216** » November 29, 2006 8:24 pm

~Hippolyte~ wrote:
bravedave wrote:> >WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING
> >
> > AND PAUSING?
> >
Yes, why? Word can help you with that in just a few steps.

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here." the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Houston and I’m staying right here." the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I’m sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. I told her, "first class isn't going to Houston”.

I guess If I want to post anymore jokes, I'll have to learn Word!
Not everyone is an IT professional! Geeeeeezzzzz! This is a joke forum, isn't it!?