Snow Plow Season for Blondes

[PIA]

One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

[RinglingRingling]

One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

"Don't worry. I speak fluent 'blonde'"

[Conolulu]

psssst..posting the blonde jokes before they do works for me too..

[ToplessRideFL]

[Conolulu]

One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

See...I'm thinking what a dumb husband...

If I leave it in the garage? The snowplow blocks my driveway with snow, and I can't get out the freakin garage....

[RinglingRingling]

One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

See...I'm thinking what a dumb husband...

If I leave it in the garage? The snowplow blocks my driveway with snow, and I can't get out the freakin garage....

and what do you know about there being that much snow on the ground?

[Dezdmona]

Real blondes don't live where there's that much snow.

[PIA]

Real blondes don't live where there's that much snow.

i live in the snow belt....

[RinglingRingling]

Real blondes don't live where there's that much snow.

i live in the snow belt....

so... peroxide or dye?

[PIA]

Real blondes don't live where there's that much snow.

i live in the snow belt....

so... peroxide or dye?

alll natural blonde...ive never put anything in it....

[Conolulu]

One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

See...I'm thinking what a dumb husband...

If I leave it in the garage? The snowplow blocks my driveway with snow, and I can't get out the freakin garage....

and what do you know about there being that much snow on the ground?

Nothing. Not one thing.


But I left you a weather report in the MSC....FRIGID. and other bad words like that...

[RinglingRingling]

One Winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today. You must park.." Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

See...I'm thinking what a dumb husband...

If I leave it in the garage? The snowplow blocks my driveway with snow, and I can't get out the freakin garage....

and what do you know about there being that much snow on the ground?

Nothing. Not one thing.


But I left you a weather report in the MSC....FRIGID. and other bad words like that...

unless it is going to be below zero down there... it's not frigid.

[Conolulu]

How about Arctic Cold Front.....? Does that work??


AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT IS EXPECTED TO PLUNGE THROUGH THE AREA TONIGHT RESULTING IN A FREEZE AFTER MIDNIGHT. NO. WINDS WILL INCREASE TO 20 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 30 MPH. LOW TEMPS ARE
EXPECTED TO BOTTOM OUT JUST BELOW FREEZING EARLY FRI MORNING.
IN ADDITION.THE WIND WILL CREATE WIND CHILL VALUES OF AROUND
20 DEGREES.


ugh

[Dezdmona]

unless it is going to be below zero down there... it's not frigid.

Frigid is a point of view....and it's getting pretty frigid "down there" from my POV.

[RinglingRingling]

unless it is going to be below zero down there... it's not frigid.

Frigid is a point of view....and it's getting pretty frigid "down there" from my POV.

until the car seat stays brick-like for a 40 mile drive, it's not that cold.

[TropicalTroubador]

unless it is going to be below zero down there... it's not frigid.

Frigid is a point of view....and it's getting pretty frigid "down there" from my POV.

until the car seat stays brick-like for a 40 mile drive, it's not that cold.

I am *so* glad I no longer live in Snow Country.

[RinglingRingling]

unless it is going to be below zero down there... it's not frigid.

Frigid is a point of view....and it's getting pretty frigid "down there" from my POV.

until the car seat stays brick-like for a 40 mile drive, it's not that cold.

I am *so* glad I no longer live in Snow Country.

it's been a while since I had to put up with -40 weather.

[unclejohn]