. .I am the WORST at telling jokes, but this was too funny to not share . .
Last night, my girlfriends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the
girls wanted to impress the rest of us,
so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy
back, licks the $20 bill,and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a
$50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck
it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's
attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on to try to top the
$50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain