Christmas Songs for the Disturbed

OttoCal · Post by **OttoCal** » December 13, 2006 5:34 pm

Just got this, thought it was funny:

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

MalibuRumGirl · Post by **MalibuRumGirl** » December 13, 2006 5:44 pm

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » December 13, 2006 7:31 pm

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » December 13, 2006 7:33 pm

Those are cute!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 13, 2006 11:17 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » December 14, 2006 3:28 pm

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » December 14, 2006 4:25 pm

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » December 14, 2006 11:37 pm

jonesbeach10 · Post by **jonesbeach10** » December 15, 2006 10:24 pm

Dally · Post by **Dally** » December 17, 2006 7:41 am

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » December 17, 2006 7:51 am

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. .love the one about Silent Night . . ! !

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » December 17, 2006 3:13 pm