The Priest and the Rabbi

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » December 19, 2006 1:21 pm

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » December 19, 2006 2:18 pm

now.. if you have a ham sammich after...

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » December 19, 2006 3:58 pm

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » December 19, 2006 4:50 pm

Man: Do you know the difference between oral sex and a ham sandwich?

Woman: No.

Man: Want to come over for lunch?

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » December 19, 2006 5:29 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 19, 2006 6:18 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » December 19, 2006 6:19 pm

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » December 19, 2006 7:07 pm

parrotpartygod · Post by **parrotpartygod** » December 21, 2006 2:47 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:now.. if you have a ham sammich after...

which makes for a Jolly Monsignor

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » December 25, 2006 3:49 pm