Bill and Hillary

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Posted By Anonymous
Bill and Hillary were traveling just outside of Hillary's hometown, and they stopped to fill up with gas. As the gas station attendant was pumping the gas, Hillary recognized him. She said, "Hey, do you remember me; we use to date in high school." The gas station attendant said, "Oh, yes, I do remember you." After the gas station attendant finished filling up their car, Bill paid the bill, and they drove off. As they pulled back out onto the highway, Bill was feeling very proud. "So," he said to Hillary with great pride in his voice, "you use to date him." Hillary said, "Yes, Bill, I did." Bill said, "Just imagine how different things would have been if you had married him." After a brief silence, Hillary replied, "Well, you'd be pumping gas, and he'd be the President!"