Broke Back Mountain Lady
Posted: January 11, 2007 11:20 am
Broke Back Mountain Lady
>
> A successful rancher died and left everything to his
> devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
> but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an
> ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
> other a drunk.
>
> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
> else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring
> it would be safer to have him around the house than
> the drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
> every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the
> two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very
> well.
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done
> a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
> should go into town and kick up your heels."
>
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
> Saturday night.
>
> He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the
> room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
> fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
> She quietly called him over to her.
>
> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
> Trembling, he did as she directed.
>
> "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
> ever so slowly.
>
> "Now take off my socks." He removed each
> gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>
> "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
> it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
>
> "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did
> as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
>
> Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
> wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
>
>
> A successful rancher died and left everything to his
> devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
> but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an
> ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>
> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
> other a drunk.
>
> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one
> else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring
> it would be safer to have him around the house than
> the drunk.
>
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
> every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the
> two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very
> well.
>
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done
> a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You
> should go into town and kick up your heels."
>
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
> Saturday night.
>
> He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the
> room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
> fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
>
> She quietly called him over to her.
>
> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
> Trembling, he did as she directed.
>
> "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
> ever so slowly.
>
> "Now take off my socks." He removed each
> gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>
> "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned
> it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
>
> "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did
> as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
>
> Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
> wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
>
